Get bored with downtown

Jack walked on and saw two fortyish women chatting

"Do more than chat," said Jack to himself.

They did.

They were now lesbian lovers who loved making out in public and whose husbands were into wife-swapping and having three ways with both women.

He walked on and saw two hotter, younger women. They worked at a marketing firm and worked on creating commercials. They were walking and talking.

"I think your marketing firm needs a VIP room and strippers."

"So how much money did you make in tips yesterday?" asked the redhead.

"Only $90. I was stuck with a disgusting fat slob for an hour, and he was cheap," said the blonde as they walked on.

Jack turned the corner towards his car and saw a mother daughter standing for a photo outside their new office.

Jack rolled his eyes at how dull that was, so he made changes.

But this time he let them realize what happened.

After another photo was taken, the women realized something was wrong. The daughter looked down. "Eee! What the hell?"

The mother looked down and noticed her maid outfit. "The hell?" She then noticed the sign. "'Harlot & Harlot"?!" She reached for the door, but they were locked out. The photographer, their secretary with her phone kept taking photos.

"STOP!" aid the daughter, covering her crotch.

"I thought you wanted me to take your photos in those outfits with that joke sign."

"NO!" cried both women together.

Jack left the confused and embarrassed women to try to figure out how to get into the building where there keys were.

He found his car, and the driver took him home. At 6, Gayle and her husband Dom would arrive, and to their surprise, Mae, the receptionist would be there.

Jack relaxed by making a cute female meteorologist on a national weather station have an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on live TV, a sex video was "leaked" of Miley Cyrus having three guys cum and piss on her, and there was an epidemic of women getting vibrating anal plugs stuck.

Just before 6, Mae arrived, and shortly after Gayle and Dom with the food.