Light Lunch

"You're both very sexy, and I'm sure you're both excellent cocksuckers."

The women blushed. "Why thank you," said Laurie.

"So flattering," said Stacey.

"Stacey, slide under the table and start sucking me off, and Laurie will finish."

"You mean I don't get your cum?" pouted Stacey.

"She'll share."

Stacey sighed and slid under the table.

A mother and daughter came in while Stacey sucked Jack and he and Laurie made small talk. A waitress with a nice ass came and brought them water and asked if they wanted appetizers or other drinks.

"I can read lips," said Jack.

"Ooh, what are they saying?"

"The mother said they know what they want already. The daughter ordered a bowl of crab bisque. The mother wants the chicken in lemon cream sauce, and she asked that the kitchen ejaculate and piss on her dish, and if anyone in the kitchen can hock a loogie on it, that would be great. Her daughter is shocked."

"Oh, my god, really?"

The waatiress came to take Jack's order. She could tell Stacey was under the table and what she was doing, but she did not care. Jack ordered an Italian salad with shrimp and a glass of iced tea.

"Yes." Jack watched the waitress leave. "The daughter is besides herself, but the mother says that after her divorce, she went wild and became addicted to cum, piss, and snot. The daughter is now saying she is addicted to bukkake and twice a month she has several guys surround her and cum on her, but piss and snot are disgusting."

"Oh my god, freaks!"

Jack reached down and started massaging Stacey's head and messing up her hair. "Now the mother is saying that at the country club, she seduces the boyfriends of college aged girls and has the boys spit, cum, and piss on her and then the young men film themselves secretly spitting, cumming, or pissing in or on their girlfriend's food and drink and sending the videos of it and the girls unknowingly eating and drinking it to her. The daughter is shocked, and now the mom is going to get her phone and show her one of the videos."

"What freaks."

"You don't love bukkake?"

"I mean I love facials."

"This weekend go out and see if you can get at least six men to surround you and cum on you from all sides. Massage the cum into your hair and face and let it sit overnight. Now switch with Stacey."

The two women switched places. Stacey's hair was a mess, but she did not notice. She just licked her lips and took a long drink of water. Jack told Stacey what the mother and daughter were talking about. After a few minutes, Jack shot a huge load into Laurie's mouth, and she held it. She got up, and she and Stacey French kissed and swapped spit and Jack's cum.