Keep strolling down the sidewalk

Jack whistled while he walked. He saw a lady cop writing a parking ticket.

He decided the police force could use new uniforms for the lady officers

He continued on and spotted a lady paying a hair salon.

Jack sighed. "So boring," he thought. The lady could use a make-over.

The lady loved her new look and would not find out how ridiculous all of her friends and relatives thought she looked or how they made fun of her behind her back. Even the salon employees thought she looked ridiculous, but the woman would never know.

Jack then saw two women, and blonde and a brunette, who were apparently pushing a petition to ban a zoning change for a strip club. They were chatting when the blonde looked up and smiled.

**

"Would you like to sign our petition?" asked the blonde.

"I would now," said Jack. He signed their petition to legalize public sex. "Maybe we should have public sex right here to show people it's not a big deal."

The blonde ran a hand through her hair in a flirty way, and the girl with curly hair looked at Jack, licked her lips, and spread her legs.