Groping Is Now Legal

Every news channel was breaking records for number of viewers as everyone waited for the announcement. Finally it came and the world learned of its new humiliating law. Women everywhere couldn't believe it. It felt like too much. It was too perverted. Of course, the law makers gave their excuses as to why this law was made but everyone knew it was a lie.

Their excuse was that letting people grope each other would decrease sexual crimes. Why sexual assault someone and risk getting in trouble when you could just grope them instead? On paper it did make a bit of sense. But most knew that it was just an excuse. A way to make it so anyone can touch any breasts or butt they want without repercussions.

Who do you want to see deal with this new law?