"Reverse the polarity."

“So, if there’s such a thing as an anti-bikini field…”

“All you have to do is reverse the polarity,” says Chad, walking across the Old Quad with Simon. He smiles and waves hello to Professor Susan Smart, who gives him a frosty glare as she walks past. “Oh, hi, Lily. Feeling empowered?”

“Shut up,” mutters Lily, glaring down at the grass. Like every other woman on campus, she wears an extra-small blue-and-orange string bikini with ΔΩΜ written on the left boob-cup. Melvin has calibrated the field to make the bikinis as tiny as they can possibly get. Of course, they still all have to go to class.