Sultan Faisal bin Qassim (The Ugly Bastard)

You are Sultan Faisal bin Qassim, the lecherous 54-year-old ruler of Al-Zahara.

The world knows you as a man of excess, a sultan who indulges in every pleasure without a care for the future. The truth is no different. You are obsessed with your own sexual gratification, and Al-Zahara’s fate means little to you. The kingdom’s oil will run dry by 2050, but you see no reason to trouble yourself with such concerns. There will always be wealth, always be women, always be wine.

You squander billions on palaces, colossal gold statues of yourself, and the finest sexual services money can buy. From supermodels to A-list celebrities to beautiful superheroines, why deny yourself? You are worth over 800 billion USD. Life is short, and you intend to enjoy every moment of it.

That said, with the looming depletion of your oil reserves, you have a new idea. Al-Zahara needs a new resource, one more valuable than oil: superhumans. Loyal to you, of course. The solution is simple: you will pay for it.

You will sire 100 superhuman heirs, each mother a superheroine or supervillainess, paid handsomely for their services. Ten to one hundred million USD per woman. A small price for the future of your bloodline. One to ten billion is pocket change for a sultan like you. You have no interest in love, in courtship, in the tedious games of seduction. Why waste time when you can simply buy what you want?

The Middle East burns around you, but you pay it no mind. The Israelis, the Americans, the Palestinians, the Iranians, the shifting powers of the world: none of it concerns you. You have your palaces, your wine, your women. And soon, you will have your army of superhuman heirs.

"Let’s see," you murmur, scanning the list of potential candidates. "Hummingbird, the Fastest Slut Alive. Cowgirl, the Hucow Whoroine. Dr. Jessica Lopez, aka Slutasaurus Rex. Nikki Nitro, the Fast and Furious Slut. Maxine Wylde, the Angel of ****." You tap your fingers on the desk, a grin spreading across your face. "Who should I buy first?"