rob her money

texas and her friend april get all dressed up in thieving clothing with barrets and matching uniforms with roxxie saying since this your idea girlfriend how should we do this. texas suggests since she always has heavy guards to protect her money and maybe too strong for you or us i suggest a fart bomb. Roxxie says a fart bomb? Texas says we make a make shift canister to hold our most disgusting farts and unleash it in the bank everyone will be disgusted and be **** to leave giving us the chance to rob it blind. Roxxie says wow tex that's a smart idea i was suggesting breaking in their by **** but since this is your plan i'll stick to it. april says but how are we get enough gas to fill our stomachs. Texas says their's only one person that can help us. they head to the crushed weasel and see annabelle. Annabelle sees roxxie with texas and april and says roxxie why is the sheriff here with the deputy. but she says they ain't sheriff and deputy anymore. Annabelle is confused and texas says i'm done with all this i'm no sheriff anymore and april no deputy anymore were going with roxxie to rob vivian blind and get out of this dust bowl and we need your best chilli to gas up our stomachs for this big heist. Annabelle is shocked by the shout and says ok if you say so but be warned this chilli will make your farts the stinkiest of them all. April says if it what you said is true then this will help us. they recieve the chilli and their stomachs begin to growl. they leave with texas paying annabelle for their meal. they soon make a make shift canister and tex says alright girls prepare for the ultimate sink bomb. they pull their pants and underwear down aim it in the can and let it rip. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. after a while they let out the last of the gas and put the lid on. with Roxxie saying ladies we just made the ultimate sink bomb and were ready. they arrive at vivan's private bank and texas is wearing her sheriff's outfit to infiltrate the bank and plant the bomb. the folks are confused about what texas left behind until she leaves where the bomb beings to shake. outside texas and april are now dressed up in thieving outfits with barrets to cover their mouths and outlaw outfits with black masks to cover their eyes they even give one to roxxie. they hear rumbling from the bank and soon the canister is opened with the fart bomb released and everyone disgusted they run out including the guards the girls see the crowd leave and head inside the bank roxxie breaks the safe and load as much cash as they can they see the gas being dipleeded and soon make their exit. texas and april ride their horses before she pulls her pants and underwear down and moons the town she protected for years and says kiss my ass vivian and gold springs. roxxie smiles at this act and mounts her horse where they soon high tail it out of town.