My Wildest Fantasies Come True

"What is that?" I ask.

"Your wildest sexual fantasies come true?"

I blushed. "You know?"

"Yes, I'm not some clueless mortal. I've been granting wild, sexual fantasies for many a generation, and I've chose you out of thousands."

"Thanks?" I asked, not sure if this was all real.

"You're welcome. Now, lad. Starting tomorrow morning, any...as you say 'MILF' who you fancy will be smitten with you and want to please you anyway she can....and I do mean anyway." He winked.

"So I can just walk up to her and..."

"She'll act like you're the man of her dreams, but don't worry, she won't be so infatuated, she'll stalk you and cling to you. She'll gladly give you as much space as needed, and if you spend more than 30 days away, her infatuation will fade."

"One more thing. Is all of this for real, or am I dreaming or hallucinating?"

The figure winked and vanished in a cloud of sparkles.