"Normal hangouts from now on."

“So, girls, did you enjoy last night’s hangout?”

“It was awful,” grumbles Kitty. The five of you are sitting in your favorite little coffee shop overlooking the lake, sharing croissants and morning lattes. Last night’s videos have already gone viral, as you were sure to show them the moment they arrived. “I only want normal hangouts from now on. I don’t want to do another best friend embarrassment hangout ever again.”

“Kitty. I’ve got bad news for you.”

“What?”

“This is also a best friend embarrassment hangout.”

“What do you…. EEEEK!” Kitty, Beth and Lily squeal in horror as all three girls realize they’ve accidentally walked down to the coffee shop without any clothes on. No wonder all those dogwalkers were looking at them funny. The coffee shop breaks into giggles as the fuming girls cower in their seats, covering themselves with their hands. “Sitri! This is… this is dumb!”

“What’s dumb, Kitty?”

“The whole concept of a best friend embarrassment hangout! It’s just… it’s silly! Why is my best friend’s boyfriend even allowed to do this? Best friends’ boyfriends shouldn’t get to… to… aargh!”

“I beg to differ,” you say, shrugging. “How would you like to embarrass your best friends today, Meg? Remember, you can do literally anything you want. They’ll never get used to it, no matter how often you do it or how long it goes on for, and there’s guaranteed to be no serious long-term consequences.”

“I know that, Sitri. You tell me the rules of your pervy magic all the time.”

“Well, there’s no harm saying it again.”