"In you go, girls."

“In you go, girls,” says Chad, cheerfully, shoving Tiffany into the translucent plastic telephone booth that’s been positioned in the middle of the Old Quad. She shrieks and tries to fight him, but he’s much too strong for her.

He slams the door beside her, locking her in, and steps back to admire his handiwork.

Three booths have been set up next to each other on the lawn. The first contains the five girls of the Epsilon Nu Phi Supreme Leadership Council. The second contains the Upknott Unicorns, the college girls’ basketball team. The third contains Lily, Kitty, Cass, Ki and Sabrina. They’re squished against the walls, **** into intimate embraces, clearly visible from outside, with no room to move.

All fifteen girls are naked. They’ve been oiled up, and the tits and pussies of each have been sprinkled liberally with tickle-prickle powder. A huge Delta flag flies on top of each booth.

“Where did you get this idea, Chad?”

“Gee, I don’t know.” Chad shrugs, watching the girls squirm and squeal, the students of Upknott College already thronging to enjoy the show and take pictures. “Must have come to me in a dream.”