Episode 0: Mackenzie Is A Cruisin' For A Losin' (her clothes)

Mackenzie was giddy with excitement. Finally, some time to relax!

Her life had become a whirlwind of humiliation... she wanted to say lately, but honestly it has been going on for as long as she could remember. For pretty much her entire adult life, she has been plagued countless times with unlucky happenstance that almost always leaves her with little but her hands to cover with. It has been totally inescapable. It happened all through college and during pretty much every one of her MANY short-lived jobs. Even everyday mundane activities like heading to the gym or going shopping often had her embarrassed beyond belief. Mackenzie didn't even feel safe in her own home anymore!

Mackenzie was always on edge that some ridiculous circumstance might see her tripping and falling out of both her clothes and her bedroom window, then tumbling straight into her car window, which then happens to roll right out into the street where, of course, it gets hooked up to a trailer, which is then dragged through an all-day-long slow-moving parade for all the town to see.

Okay maybe that's an exaggeration thought Mackenzie, but however preposterous the hypothetical was, the reality often wasn't far off.

Regardless, Mackenzie felt really positive because she was free from that for two weeks!

Two whole weeks of soaking up some rays, eating exotic foods, seeing beautiful tropical locales, and, most importantly, two weeks of being several time zones away from the dozens, if not hundreds, if not thousands, of people who have seen her naked over the years.

Mackenzie stuffed a brochure she was just handed into her bag. She was walking away from a sort of check-in station/information kiosk, having just signed up for a multitude of activities that were explained in said brochure. Tropical hikes, morning aerobics events, night time trivia competitions, rock-climbing, etc. You name it, Mackenzie just signed up for it. She certainly wasn't planning on spending the whole vacation in her room! Since she finally had an escape from her humiliating life, she wanted to enjoy it.

It helped that all the activities were free, albeit with a few caveats and rules involved, but Mackenzie wasn't too worried about those. The worker at the kiosk sold her on it all pretty thoroughly, but Mackenzie tuned out for the most boring parts and just wrote her name down for pretty much everything.

Also, since this was an adults-only child-free cruise, there was a large dedicated casino area. Mackenzie had a lot to look forward to over the coming days...

Mackenzie had a good feeling that her humiliating days were several nautical miles behind her and counting! In two weeks time, she'll return home totally de-stressed and a changed woman, with no more wardrobe malfunctions and no more humiliating mishaps. No more unclothed calamities of any kind!