That Andrew had eyes for someone else

“Mmm. You sexy prick… kiss me again.”

Ann could not believe her eyes. There, on his dad’s bed, were his father and Mr. Marsh, making out like high schoolers.

“Mmm.” Philip moaned as they kissed.

The two, mid kiss, leaned at just the right angle to see Ann standing there in the crack of the ajar door.

“You came back too soon…” Andrew said, backing away from his lover.

“Those are the quick acting over the counter antacids. You were supposed to spend half an hour looking for my prescription ones while I fucked your dad.”

“What… what is going on?”

“Uncle Andrew and I are lovers.” Her father said.

“Yes, I can see that.” Ann quipped back. “Since mom left you?”

“Nope… the entire time we’ve lived next door…” Andrew said.

“Does anyone else know?”

“Just your mom, your step-dad, and Stanley and Peter of course.”

“So everyone knew but me.”

“Unfortunately yes.”

“Honey… why don’t we give the kids their gifts.” Philip said, the romantic pet name sounding weird to Ann’s ears.

“If that will smooth things over… besides, I know this is something she’s going to enjoy.”

“What, you got me a car?”

“No silly…” Andrew said “your gift… is me. We’re going to have sex.”