The Blonde

Tapping on the blonde girl's name brings up a new page with a rather extensive summary. Jesus, it's like a fucking wikipedia page for some celebrity; except possibly more so. Her favourite color, her favourite bands, the names of her dead pets (creepy), her secret fetishes... Wait what?

How the hell does thing know so much about her? Maybe she's just very loose lipped on facebook or... something?

The page also includes a gallery of images lifted from various sources. There are a few more of her in that cheerleading outfit too. You were never big on the cheerleading thing, your old school tried starting a squad once. The outfits were cheap looking mass made things, with any possible sexiness starched out into cardboard hell.

The thing this girl was wearing though... Wow, it looked like it was made for the NFL. Annnnnnd looking at these pics was starting to give you a chub. Objective achieved!