Premature boasting

As we entered the hall, we were confronted with the sight of Janice on her robot legs, laughing victoriously. Willow looked depressed. Jenny seemed confused, like she wasn't sure how to feel...and Kim had a look of smug amusement on her face. Her eyes lit up when she saw me entered. "Hey there, cutie. Janice here has been telling us how you've decided that she's the new...what did you call it? 'Head bitch'?" she called to me, smiling.

I felt Rachel shake with rage, my arm around her slim waist. I pulled her close to calm her down. Glancing at me she smiled and nodded. "I've no idea what she's on about, Kim," I replied. This made Janice fall from her perch. Willow quickly caught her part time sex partner before she hit the ground.

"WHAT?! But...you were all...and I...?!" Jan babbled, her face full of dismay. Kim rolled her eyes. "What, did he sweet talk you? Tell you he loves you? He does that with all of us," she remarked. I gulped as I saw Jan's teary glare filled with utter rage and betrayal...which quickly vanished as Kim continued. "Johnny just has that much love to spare, I guess...because he always means it." Kim winked at me and I sighed in relief.

Jan remained in the silent girl's arms, her expression similar to that of the Grinch when he heard the Hoos singing down in Hooville despite the lack of presents. You know, when he puzzled and puzzled until his puzzler was sore? Laughing, Jenny flipped onto her hands, doing a random handstand for some reason. "Yeah, that's our Mousey! A sweet, lovey-dovey twit that we just can't resist!" she declared joyfully. I wasn't sure if I should be insulted by that.

"So...he...he really does...I mean...ALL of us?" Janice asked, utterly baffled. Sighing, Rachel walked up to her and **** a smile. "Yes. All of us," she answered, glancing back to me with a loving smile. "I wouldn't have believed it either, but I know it in my heart."

"And other places," Jenny remarked. Rachel was a bit ruffled by that and crossed her arms over her milky chest. Undoubtedly that was the "other place" Jenny was referring to. "By the way, Pan-Jan...love the coitus induced Irishness," she added, perhaps to take the heat off Rachel. Jan growled, her cheeks red with embarrassment and anger...