My Big Centaur

(All underaged characters in the original works are 18 or older in this book.)

(The start of this book is pretty dark. The rest of the book after chapter 1 is going to be alot less edgy. Also there are themes of depression and other mental health issues thoughout the book. If you're not comfortable with that I recommend you don't continue with this book.)

Todays finally the day. You've graduated from high school. Next year you'll be going to Equestria University. Maybe there you can finally make a friend.

As you walk to your car, a girl from class grabs your arm. "Hey~" Twinkle Toe. She's the most popular girl at school. You asked her out back when you where younger. She agreed but when you arrived, she gave you a pig whereing lipstick. That was 1 of your most embarrassing moments.

"H-hey Twinkle." She smiles at you. "So I'm like, super sorry about a few years ago. I was young and stupid. Maybe I can make it up to you? Dinner and a movie, my treat?" You see whats happening hear. You got high grades and now going to a good college. She thinks you're going to be rich in the future and she wants to hook you in before its too late. Well you're not falling for it. No way you're getting into a loveless marriage with a woman who only wants you for your money. "S-sorry Twinkle Toe. I'm going to be too busy studying until college. I won't have any free time for a long time."

You pull your arm away from her grasp. She huffs. "What the hell. You're rejecting me? Even when I'm paying for the date? Who do you think you are?" You speed walk to your car and drive home, not wanting to deal with this.

You enter your house. Parents are away from home again. You figured. Its rare that they are ever home. You turn on the TV and watch cartoons. You were raised on cartoons. You wish your life was like the lives of these drawings on screen. Parents that love you. Friendships so close they're like family. Willpower being enough to get through any adversity. Being important instead of just another face among 7 billion faces. You keep watching, letting the story and art drown out your dark thoughts.

A few hours later you hear a knock on the door. You open it. "Yes?" A large man grabs you by the neck. He then pushes you deeper into the house and slams your back against a wall. You know this guy. He's Missle Toe, Twinkle's older brother. "This the bastard?" Twinkle is behind him. She pretends shes trying to recognize you even though she already knows who you are. "Yep. Thats definitely him Missle. Thats the guy that **** me." What? You've never **** yourself on her. You try to tell him but he's squeezing your throat too tight. She closes the door before Missle starts beating you.

"Fuck, I've never felt like this before." Twinkle grabs him by the arm. "Ok, thats enough. He didn't actually **** me. If he did I would have told the police. I just wanted to hurt him for rejecting me. He's too much of a pussy to ever tell anyone you hurt him. So lets go. I'll buy you that motorcycle jacket you wanted for being the best big brother ever." He picks you up off the ground. "Hey sis. If I kill this guy, are you going to tell anyone? My hearts never beaten so fast before. I don't want it to stop yet." Your eyes go wide. She shrugs. "Whatever. But you have to hide the body." You try to struggle. "Please..." You're interupted as he go's back to beating you. Everything gos dark.

You see what looks like a small, glowing blueish green pony. It has a mane and tail made of tenticals, bat like wings, horns like a goat and 4 eyes. The bottom 2 are slightly smaller then the upper 2. It also has a tattoo on its ass that looks like an eye with black tenticles coming out of it.

As it speaks, its mouth movements doesn't match what its saying. It sounds like 3 different women speaking at the same time. "Give me your soul and I will kill those 2 people in your house." You don't want them to die. You don't want to be saved. Theres only 1 thing you want.

"Be my friend!"

It's shocked. "What?" You continue. "Even if you have to pretend, please let me know what it feels like to be around someone who likes me before I die." It smiles. "Very well. Give me your soul and I'll be your best friend for all of eternity." You think for a moment before nodding your head. "Ok."

You open your eyes. You're completely healed. Not only that, but both Twinkle and Missle are dead. "What? I didn't agree to the original deal." You hear laughing in your head. "If a friend saw another friend getting beaten to **** and can save them, of course they'd save them."

You carry the bodies to your bedroom. You then sit on your bed. "So now what?" Tentacles rap around you. It feels like a hug. "I was just going to eat your soul to increase my magicle power, but friendship is a way better source of magic then souls. So I'm going to keep you alive forever." You raise your eyebrow. "Seriously?" The tenticles unrap you. "Yep. I'm Cosmo. Whats your name?" You regain your composer. "Chad Thunder." You wish your parents gave you a different name. You've never felt like a chad a day in your life.

She asks you a question. "So Thunder Cock, do you want to stay on this planet or travel space like me?" You think about. "Will I still be able to talk to you if I stay on earth?" She responds. "Yep." You think more. "I. I want to fix the world. Make it more like the cartoons I watched as a kid. If thats possible, then I want to stay. If thats impossible, then please take me with you."

She answers you. "I'm not powerful enough and even if I was I'm still 206 of your earth year's away. However I can send you some of my magic. Also there are cracks between Earth and Equestria, the realm of magic. Thats the reason I'm coming to earth. If you can find some of these cracks, maybe you can change the earth into something you'd prefer. Or at the very least make it easier for me to change the planet once I arrive."

(Art by nauth le roy. Please support them if you can.

I have dyslexia and was bullied for it alot at school. If you see any spelling or grammar mistakes, please don't metion it. It will bring back past trauma.

I got into MLP because my very first girlfriend liked the show. I know its a bit weird for a grown man to enjoy it but this series has deep emotional ties for me.

I made a route in someone else's MLP book back on my old Chyoa account. However I never got really far in it. The book was MLP: Equestria Girls by Master-V. I deleted that route but the book is still there if you want to read it.

Thank you for reading my book. Get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of water and trie your best to be a hood person.)