"Woof woof woof."

“On the whole,” says Kitty, “that wasn’t so bad.”

Hell Week is finally over. Kitty, Beth and Lily have all graduated as full-fledged sorority sisters, membership good for at least six months before it has to be renewed. They sit in a cafe around the back of the Arts Building, drinking celebratory strawberry milkshakes and discussing the exciting new future that awaits them as Epsilon Nu Phis.

“It was awful,” complains Beth, sipping her milkshake. “But at least we all passed. I mean, I’m not really sure what criteria they used…”

“They probably just wanted to test our strength of character,” says Lily, stroking Meg’s head. The cute brunette tomboy kneels on the ground by her feet, a leash attached to the collar around her neck. She hasn’t graduated as a full-fledged sorority sister. She has, in fact, failed the Hell Week challenge, although why is not entirely clear. So she’s still a pledge, under the command of all the full-fledged sisters until such time as she’s finally deemed worthy of admission. “What do you think, Meg?”

“Woof. Woof woof woof.”

“If there’s one thing I think we can all agree on,” said Kitty, picking up her milkshake and pouring it all out over Meg’s head, “it’s that sweet little Meg here’s not as smart as she thinks she is. Isn’t that right, Meg?”

“Woof woof woof.”

“I think it’s fair to say,” says Beth, adding her milkshake to the mess, “that Meg got completely and utterly owned by this turn of events. Which is why we’re sitting here fully dressed, and she’s on her knees with no clothes on.”

“Woof woof woof!”

“Oh my gosh, Meg!” says Lily, putting her hand to her mouth in pretend surprise. “I just realised something awful. You’re NAKED! But, Meg, we’re out in public where everyone can see you! Everyone’s looking at your tits, Meg! Quick, hide!”

“Woof woof woof…”

The three clothed best friends laugh and clink glasses while the one naked best friend, Meg, languishes in shame at their feet. They get up, pay, and go for a stroll across campus, dragging Meg on all fours behind them.

“This looks like a good spot,” says Lily, after a while. She points to a grassy area under a tree by a well-trafficked path, surrounded by benches, where plenty of students have stopped to rest and enjoy the nice summer day. “Okay, Meg, I’m bored of the barking. You can speak now.”

“Ugh! I hate you guys!”

“That’s not very nice, Meg. I think you should say nice things about us, don’t you? Get over there and assume pledge position.”

“Gonna make you pay when Sitri comes back…”

“What was that, Meg?”

“Nothing, mistress,” says Meg, through clenched teeth. She stands under the tree, in full view of the benches and path, hands on her head, legs parted to present her nude figure in all its glory to all the assembled students, and says “Is this acceptable, mistress?”

“Oh, I suppose it’ll do. Now, come on, Meg. Say nice things about us.”

“Gonna get you… Lily rules,” says Meg, in a loud clear voice. “She’s really smart, and her work is really valuable and important! Kitty kicks ass and can do cool skateboard tricks! Beth always knows what’s best, and I think she’s read every book in the world!”

“And what about you, Meg? Do you rule?”

“I… you… I’m gonna… no! I suck!”

A ripple of laughter from the crowd.

“Go on, Meg. Tell us how you really feel.”

“I suck! I’m a lame naked loser, and I got my little ass spanked and dominated by my much cooler friends! I thought I could prank them, but I wasn’t smart enough! My three best friends are way smarter than me, and they pranked me back, and took off all my clothes! So now I have to stand here with my little tits and pussy bare and tell the whole world how much I suck!”

“Preach it, Meg! Preach the gospel of Meg’s shame! Ha ha ha!”

“Everyone, come on and laugh at me! Laugh at naked Meg and her little titties and cute ass and pretty pussy! I totally deserve it! I hate it, but I’m not allowed to cover up! I’ve been stripped bare naked by my three genius friends, who are better than me in every way, and totally own my ass and titties and pussy!” Of course, everyone has their phones out and is recording the whole thing.

“What are you going to do now, Meg?”

“I’m going to walk bare naked across the whole campus,” hollers Meg, her face bright red as the cameras roll. “Telling everyone I meet how much of a loser I am, and how smart and cool my friends are. My friends want everyone to see how embarrassed I am, and laugh at me, and take pictures! Naked pictures! And post the naked pictures on the internet, so the whole world can make fun of me! And just to rub it in, they’re going to take turns spanking my hot little ass on the Old Quad for everyone to see!”

Beth, Kitty and Lily are in hysterics now, clutching each other for support as they point at Meg and giggle. Meg’s small breasts jiggle as she begins to perform jumping jacks.

“My friends pranked me and took off all my clothes,” she announced to the world. “They left me stranded here with my tits and pussy bare naked and nowhere to hide! They did it on purpose so everyone would laugh at me! And it worked! I’m so embarrassed! Everyone, look at how much I suck!”