"Is that custard?"

“Janet, are you leaving early?”

“My meeting got out early, so I thought…”

“No, no, Janet. That won’t do at all. Clear violation of company policy. Tell you what, just stand here in the lobby and wait for the secretaries to join you.”

“...yes, boss.”

“Hey, look, a naked chick!”

“Woo! Haha!”

“Nice tits, naked chick!”

“Is that custard? Can I have some?”

“Bro, I’m totally going to have some!”

“Seriously, those are fucking amazing tits!”