Chapter 13
by
creampiehound79
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Rewards and Upgrades
I kick the door down, the metal panel slamming against the floor with a satisfying THUD that echoes through the empty bunker, rust flakes showering down, the impact vibrating like a bass drop. The air inside hangs stale, dust dancing in the dim emergency lighting that casts long, jagged shadows across the bare concrete.
Inside? Exactly what I came for.
Zed’s Vending Machine, standing proud, dingy, probably full of tetanus; scratched panels and flickering screens; but operational, its holographic anthropomorphic "Needle-Nurse" glowing, standing like she's waiting for your next near-**** experience.
But what's got my attention is the rat’s nest of bandit-grade tech wired to it: a dozen filthy car batteries leaking acid in slow drips, bundles of wires tangled, and a goddamn satellite dish duct-taped to the whole mess. Bandit engineering at its dumbest, trying to hack Zed's machine like it's a glorified slot machine.
I sever the wires with my SMG's bayonet; blade slicing clean through with a satisfying snap, sparks flying in hot arcs.
The vending machine hums to life, chirping its signature line in that chipper, robotic drawl... "Gunshots or severed limbs… I’ll do my best."
My HUD flickers, Zed's blood-spattered image pops up, eyes gleaming, “Ahh, just got confirmation my machine’s back online. Help yourself to that legendary shield, Vault Hunter. Hope you looted plenty while putting those bastards down. My thanks."
MISSION COMPLETE:
Reward: Legendary Shield, 6 figures deposited, status upgraded
Cha-ching; credits flooding my account with a cascade of green numbers, the sound like a jackpot payout in my ears.
I pop the vending machine open; door hissing on hydraulics, cool air wafting out with a faint medicinal tang.
Sitting front and center, glowing with that unmistakable orange legendary aura; like fire trapped in crystals; is my prize:
Legendary Shield - "Firewall"
Capacity: 8,079
Recharge Delay: 10 sec
Perk: +200% Weapon’s Damage Increase
Secondary Perk: Sends a devastating blast wave of fire when depleted
• When all else fails… burn 'em.
Mine. Already swapped in place with a magnetic click, replacing the last shield without a second thought; the new energy field rippling blue around me, warm and reassuring, like an invisible inferno waiting to unleash.
I do a quick inventory check from the previous floors and the cybeRUSSEL battle. Mostly junk; scrapped for credits immediately, the vending machine gobbling them up with greedy whirrs.
One solid grenade mod upgrade, though, swapped in clean:
Grenade Mod Acquired - Maliwan "Inferno Cascade"
Damage: 850 (Fire)
Radius: Large
Special: Sticky: attaches to target, erupts in chaining fire bursts
Bonus: 30% chance to ignite nearby enemies on detonation, spreading flames
• One spark, and the whole party's lit
Better than the Dahl Fragmentation Situation; hotter, meaner, with that Maliwan flair for elemental mayhem.
Zed pays a little better than Marcus. Fair market value, my ass. But nobody needs to know that.
But before I pack it in, my HUD pings again; highlighting another compatible unit? No; glowing a deep purple, but not for my Action Skill.
This one's for me. Personal upgrades.
The room’s stripped bare except for three clean, polished platforms; spotless amid the grime, humming faintly with stored energy. Three gifts. All for me—air shimmering around them like heat off a fresh kill.
Platform One:
A pair of upgraded AR contact lenses; sleek, iridescent discs floating in a sterile case.
The second I pick them up, they ripple like liquid metal; nano-forming onto my irises with a cool, tingling slide, locking into place seamless.
My entire vision upgrades; world sharpening to crystal clarity, colors popping vivid, details etching in like comic-book lines. I an practically read the fine print on Zed's machine. I get confirmation of its perks scrolling across my sight:
Comms Upgraded: Live Video Feed Enabled
Enhanced Vision Enabled: Self-Zoom, Thermal Overlays, Real-Time Threat Assessment
Total game changer.
Platform Two:
What looks like a modified calculator watch; old-school design meets new-school aggression, glowing faint green.
I reach for it.
The HUD flashes, a ripple of recognition through my system. CashCrab Synced.
The "watch" unfolds with mechanical grace; keyboard plates shifting like origami, the digital display pulsing with green dollar signs and climbing numbers.
Tiny legs sprout; six sharp little limbs clicking on the platform, two clawed arms flexing as the little mecha-crab salutes me with one metallic claw, pincers snapping playful, before it collapses back into sleek, wrist-mounted “watch”; straps wrapping cool around my arm.
Wristmount - CashCrab
Role: Collects fallen enemy loot, cash, and resources, finds hidden treasures.
Perk: Instant deposit to wallet and inventory
• I'll find it, you keep it."
It settles in with a happy little chirp; screen flashing a dollar sign, already scanning the room for scraps. Cute and Profitable. My favorite combo.
Platform Three:
The final prize.
A sleek, arm-mounted tablet; humming with energy, faint purple glow tracing the edges.
I can feel it vibrating through the air, practically calling to me; energy tingling my fingertips as I grip it.
It pulses; digitally weaving around my forearm in shiny cubes; pixels materializing like code made flesh; wrapping itself onto my forearm, my HUD lighting up like a Christmas tree soaked in iridium.
Upgrade Confirmed:
Companion Control Tablet Activated
Recall & Deploy Enabled
Roster Loaded: 21 Companions
My vision populates with their names, icons, and statuses; every brutal, bizarre, loyal ****-bot I've activated, ready at the tap of a finger: health bars green, perks listed in scrolling text, deployment options glowing like a tactical menu.
I flex my arm. The new tech hums with power; energy coursing through like a second pulse. I'm stronger. Faster. Aim steadier than ever; the world feeling sharper, more conquerable as my vision displays - LEVEL UP!
The battlefield's not gonna know what hit it.
Across the room, an elevator platform hums to life; gears grinding awake, lights flickering on with a buzz. I step on; metal cool under my boots.
Time to get back to the surface. Back to Sanctuary. Maybe another rendezvous with Lilith, or find out what Moxxxi knows about me.
The new me. New gear. New power. Same smart-ass, blood-slicked Vault Hunter grin.
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Joe’s Borderlands Adventures
A spinoff
A spin off from Joe’s Domain, where he enters the world of Borderlands (taking place during Borderlands 3). Here Joe will experience the world, exist as a Vault Hunter and meet up with the characters from the game. He will have the same powers and abilities established in the original story as well as his endless stamina. Note: All characters in this story are at least 18 years old.
Updated on Mar 18, 2026
by creampiehound79
Created on Feb 22, 2026
by creampiehound79
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