Suddenly...CHAOS

"His "harem of super-losers" is already here," a familiar voice intoned as a familiar door appeared on Willow's wall. It was the same door that had appeared in Rachel's bathroom on my first night at their apartment. The door opened and Willow soon found herself being lifted up, her throat gripped by a strong, orangish hand.

Janice looked ready to help when she was pinned down by Jenny leaping onto her back. "Miss us, Mousey?" she called before getting a good look at me. "Hey, Rachel, you owe me fifty bucks. They couldn't resist him."

I actually didn't see Rachel until she was by my side. "Johnny, are you okay? Did they hurt you? How badly should we maim them?" she spouted, hugging me tightly. I opened my mouth to reply...

When Jenny was kicked off Janice's back by Willow, who had vanished from Kim's hands. With the weight off her back, the little genius sprang up and allowed her spider legs to emerge from her pack, followed by two blaster guns which were used to shoot Kim. "Get your hands off him, you pale skinned cow!" she snarled at Rachel.

Releasing me, Rachel clenched her fists. "Who are you calling a cow? I'm surprised you can walk with those udders on your chest!" my "first wife" retorted. This was getting out of hand...something had to be done.

"Girls, stop it!" I shouted. They didn't hear me. I couldn't...I couldn't let them get hurt. Kim had already been blasted...hopefully by a mere stun ray or something. She didn't look damaged, just out cold. "STOP!" I repeated, louder. Even as loud as I could get, I couldn't be heard over Rachel and Janice mocking each other's breast size.

...time for something drastic. And possibly dangerous. For some reason, I wasn't too scared...at least, not for myself. I didn't want these five women...these robots...to harm each other. I didn't even want them hating each other. And I knew they had one big thing in common...one thing they all cared about. Me.

That said...I prepared to leap between Janice and Rachel and take the brunt of the next physical attack myself.