Killer Frost

"That's a strange name" Killer Frost smiles as she glides across the floor towards where you are crumpled in an undignified heap "Well then Fuck, do you know who I am?"

"Yes" you say, your heart pounding in your chest "You're Killer Frost"

"Correct" she replies now standing over you "And if you know who I am then you must know what I can do, yes?"

You nod in agreement.

"So then tell me Fuck" she spits the words at you "What would ever possess you to interrupt me while I was working?"

"I..er.." you stammer, the coldness in your soul now that of genuine fear. She crouches down in front of you,grabs hold of your hair and jerks your neck back at an angle.

"Whatever should I do with you" she says, her eyes boring deep into your own "Maybe I should flash freeze your skull and crush it or maybe..." she pauses forming a massive spike of ice around her now clenched fist "I should just pluck out your eyeballs or skewer your brain"

"I'd rather you didn't" you offer meekly.

"That makes two of us!" Harley yells as she suddenly appears out of the shadows and jumps on Killer Frosts back "Good dick's are so hard to find"

She takes Killer Frost by complete surprise and before she can react Harley's pried open her jaw and jammed a hand full of something inside her mouth.

"Say goodnight Gracie" Harley says, kissing Killer Frost on the cheek before pushing off of her back, flipping over and landing almost cat like on the floor "You like that sweetie" she grins at you "My friend Selena taught me a few tricks"

You watch in amazement as Killer Frost first grabs at her mouth, then clutches at her throat. Her whole face suddenly turns red as she gags and falls to the floor twitching. Harley walks over to her and taps her lightly with her foot.

"And the quarter back is toast" she giggles.

"Harley!" you exclaim "What the hell!"

"Oh I'm sorry sweetie, don't be mad at me" Harley pouts "We needed a distraction so I could get close enough to take her out without her freezing that Wonder Dick off of you."

"So what?" you ask "You thought you'd just throw me in the line of fire?"

"Well ,technically the line of ice but yeah" she nods "that's pretty much it."

You shake your head in disbelief "You are fucking nuts"

"Of course" Harley smiles at you "But think about it, there's no way we could've taken her on mano-a-mano so the easiest way was to get her to focus entirely on you and then I could do my ninja trick and BLAM!!!! One Ice Lady on Ice"

You pick yourself up, still slightly annoyed by the way things went, and walk over to the **** Killer Frost, not quite able to believe that it was so easy, as well as pants soiling stupid.

"So what did you do?" you ask Harley.

"Oh that's simple sweetie" Harley say's throwing you an empty box "I gave her a mouthful of these"

You look at the box in your hand and burst out laughing.

"Red Hots??" you bellow, your head thrown back "You took her out with a box of Red Hots?"

"I know right!!!" Harley laughs along with you "Admittedly these are Mistah J's Red Hots so they've got a hell of a lot more kick to 'em but still, I wasn't really sure it'd work!"

You collapse on each other, roaring with laughter, the whole absurdity of the situation not lost on either of you.

"Some Super Villain she turned out to be" you wheeze as the laughter finally dies.

"Maybe so" Harley grins looking down at Killer Frost who is starting to come round "But have you seen the body on her?"

You run your eyes over her and are more than satisfied with what you see, her long legs,pert breasts, and a face that's almost breath taking in it's beauty, you start to feel the familiar tingle run into your groin.

"So we won right?" you smile at Harley

"Oh yes" Harley nods,watching the blue color starts to creep back into Killer Frosts skin "That we did"