No Violence in the Garden of Eden

Even lunged at Lillith, and then a voice clear as thunder cut through the world.

"Enough!" God bellowed. "I am a tolerante and loving god, but I will not tolerate violence in my garden! Solve your issues in other ways!"

Sheepishly Eve lowered her hands. Lillith, who'd been startled, looked amused now.

"You know Eve, I must apologize." Lillith spoke.

Eve perked up, hoping that this rudeness would be behind them.

"You're breasts don't sag... they're too small to!" Lillith grinned wickedly.

"What?!" Eve exclaimed, crossing her arms over her chest. "What does that mean?"

"It means mine are larger then yours, making me the more attractive woman!"

"That's not how it works!" Eve yelped. It was true though that Lillith had larger breasts- another cruel trick from God no doubt!

"Oh, I think it is." Lillith explained. "That's why Adam can barely contain himself at the sight of me!"

Eve looked to Adam for support. Adam, who was cupping his erect manhood, adverted his gaze and said nothing.

Meanwhile, God was quite enjoying the drama. By creating the feeling of shame, so many more interesting feelings were forming in his newest creations. Jealousy, Embarrassment, modesty... it was fascinating, even to an all knowing god like himself!