I spy with my little eye

"What do you see down there, Buff?" Xander called down to her.

Looking around, panning her flashlight around the dark chamber Buffy wasnt going to tell Xander and Dawn what she was seeing. Because what she was seeing was amazing. Perverted but amazing.

The chamber she found herself in was filled with sculptures. Human sculptures, life like human sculptures. Every single sculpture seemed to be fucking. Idealized female bodies with enormous breasts doing all manner of things with idealize males with gigantic cocks or other idealized women.

Looking up the air shaft she had descended Buffy simply answered, "More sculptures."

"Right." Xander shouted back.

Flashlight in her left hand and ten pound sledge hammer in her right Buffy slowly began to walk around the open chamber she found herself in. She was careful not to bump into any of the sculptures of people fucking. Outside of the ancient pornography Buffy didnt see anything in the chamber. Panning her flashlight about she did spot a doorway that was bracketed by long dead torches.

Wandering back to the air shaft she called up, "Xander! I found a door! I'm going to explore the next room!"

"Okay. Nine minutes then you come back up. Set your watch. A minute more than nine minutes and I'm coming down there." Xander yelled back.

Buffy looked at the watch on her wrist and nodded. The idea of Xander coming down that rope with his chest torn up was ludicrous. "Ha! Right. Nine minutes."

Buffy stilled as she heard a noise. A werid noise. Not a natural noise like the wind blowing. No it was more a grinding of stone and the falling of sand... maybe.

Senses alert, she turned her eyes back to the door. Buffy stilled. "Uh Oh!"

Maybe it was her mind playing tricks on her but she was certain she saw one of those great big marble statue dicks move. As if it pivoted to face her.

"Uh Oh? What Uh Oh?" Xander shouted down.

Buffy stared about and panned her light around. Watching the way shadows moved as she played with the light source. She looked back up the air shaft and saw Xander looking down at her. "Nothing. My minds playing tricks on me. Moved the flashlight too fast."

"Do you need me down there?" He yelled down.

"You're wounded!" She yelled back.

"Yeah. But better to have back up and not need it then not have it and need it." Xander yelled down. "Even if the back up isnt at 100%."

"You'll hear me yell if I need help." Buffy shouted up and started off towards the doorway she had spotted. She was careful as she moved thru the statues, being extra careful that these werent magic statue and going to start moving around. All she saw as she walked were marbel sculptures of beautiful buxom women frolicking with well hung manly men.

"Thank fuck." Buffy breathed out as she made it to the doorway and didnt have anything weird happen. She gave the door a look, found nothing but two long dead torches in holders on the walls. No runes, no words, no pictographs, no decorative artwork. Just a stone doorway with light features.

Peering into the new room she panned the flashlight around. She saw several stone plinths with marble basins in them. She saw several statues of ridiculously proportioned women. There was a classic bimbo hourglass woman in each of the four corners, hands held in front of them cupping a marbel bowl. And in the dead center of the room was a bed like altar set at the base of a ten foot tall golden statue of a very buxom naked woman that was mostly human with one hand outstretched while the other was thrown up towards the ceiling. The woman had small inch long horns jutting from her forehead, small wings sprouted from her back and a long tail that ran to ground and circled the base of the bed altar. Buffy found herself staring at the golden woman's face, the smile was... not happy, not smug, not even sexy... more it was tempting? Like it was promising something. Like...

"Pleasure?" Buffy asked herself .

Buffy stepped closer and put her flashlight directly on the statues face. She wanted to see that smile. She just needed a better look. She found herself an inch away from the bed like altar and looked down at it. When had she gotten so close to the altar, she wondered.

Looking back up at the golden statue Buffy found herself staring at that smile again. It looked... different. It hadnt changed. It just... looked different the closer she got. Maybe it was like those paintings where the eyes always follow you. That smile was still tempting but also... victorious.

She really needed a closer look. Buffy looked at the altar and tried to decided where the best place to put her foot and not disturb anything would be. She'd climb up, get a closer look at the sexy statues lips and then be-

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" A male voice yelled.

"Xander?" Buffy asked herself, stepping away from the golden sexy statue. "Xander!"

"Ow,ow,ow,ow." A male voice answered.

Buffy checked her watch. It was fiftee minutes since she check her watch. Where had the time gone? She'd just started looking around. Turning away from the golden statue Buffy carefully but quickly walked back to the air shaft in the other room.

She found Xander trying to stand up in the beam of light caused by the air shaft. He was grabbing his chest, where his wounds were bandaged. The bandages had now turned red from blood. Tied around his chest in a haphazard fashion were several bungie cords.

"What the... Xander? What... just... how the hell are you supposed to get out of here? Your in no shape to climb that rope to get out." Buffy groaned as she saw her friend. "Your chest! Jeez, your bleeding all over the place."

Xander grunted. "Yeah. The stitches are... gone. I think I just made everything worse. And my ribs arent happy with me right now either."

"Why?" Buffy stepped to him and stopped short of touching him.

"You missed check in time."

"No, why are your ribs not happy with you?" Buffy waved his statement away.

"My makeshift harness... not exactly designed for comfort." Xander plucked at one of the bungie cords around his torso. "I tied one end of the rope tied to this and Dawn tied to the other to my trucks trailer hitch. She then lowered me down. It hurt." Xander let out a pained hiss of breath. "But its also how we're getting out of here once I found you. At my signal Dawn'll drive forward and pull us up."

"Seriously?" Buffy shook her head.

"You missed check in." He reminded her.

"Exploring." Was her answer with a wave of her hand to the statues. Xander followed her arm and blinked at the statues of fornication she shown her flashlight over.

"Wow. Well.... We can explore the ancient porn later for now lets just get topside and calm your sister down." Xander pointed back up the air shaft.

"Yeah, yeah." Buffy nodded her head.