A change in attitude

“Bill, it’s me. Alex, your therapist,” said Alex.

“I don’t need no therapy. I got my faith,” said Bill.

Alex noticed crucifixes and religious pictures inside the house.

“I’m a deacon from the church, then,” Alex said.

Bill’s expression changed and he welcomed Alex in. They walked into the living room.

“Bev, the deacon is here,” yelled Bill.

“Why is a deacon here?” Said Bev as she walked out of the kitchen.

Alex stared at Bev and Bill. They couldn’t take their eyes away from his.

“I’m here because you told the priest that you too are having problems in your marriage.”

A look of confusion passed over the couple’s faces. Then understanding.

Alex smiled. “What exactly is your problem s? Be honest.”

Bill said, “No problem.”

Bev shook her head. No problem.”

Alex nodded and altered their mind.

“You two have sexual problems.”

“She’s shy in bed,” says Bill.

“He’s too rough,” Bev shot back.

Alex grinned. They would be shallow so he came with an experimental solution.

He looked deeply into their eyes. Then he looked at Bev’s chest.

“You both now have big breasts. Both of you have Double Ds. Bev, you just got breasts implants and you love them. Bill, you took some medication that gave you big, honking tits.”