The black knight smiled as he eyed his next sex partner. The sissy waved to him as he rode over.
“Hey there… can a sissy get a lift, officer?”
“Why you most certainly can…”
The two spent ten minutes recreating that scene from the Kanye West video where Kim Kardashian rode topless facing him, though in this case the knight was just driving in circles around the corner of the board as the black queen, black bishop and white king side rook looked on.
“Are you two done yet?” The bishop asked after what felt like the 50th lap.
“Stop being such a spoil sport.”
“Is it my fault this is taking forever?”
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