White pawn D2 to D4

“Oh for fuck’s sake…” the Black Queen muttered as white’s pawn moved forward two spots standing next to the black pawn that seemingly just got engaged to that newly out trans woman now sitting on the sidelines.

“He’ll take them En-passant, leaving the king wide open if the knight behind me takes the pawn next to me…”

It then dawned on them that sweet, royal sissy ass pussy might be in their future.

“Why am I complaining, it will end this, April and I will take th3 beauty home for a threesome and…”