A new study on males behaviour

"Students. A new governmental study has been published. It will be posted on every board around campus if you want to read it but the main result of the study is as follows: Anal penetration for males reduces aggression by 200%.

Following this new results, the administration has decided to allow every staff member to use this information as they see fit, allowing all actions taken in accordance to the study but letting the logistical part to the staff members.

To better monitor these efforts, the dress code has been updated. Male students are now prohibited from wearing any clothes on campus. Futas, students or staff members are free to choose how they dress and nudity is also acceptable for them."