Two, er, “thumbs” up…

Thomas and Rob were engaged in their second favorite pastime after gaming – jerking off to Internet porn videos.

“Man that’s hot!” Rob exclaimed as he sent a jet of cum into the air.

“It would be hotter if our dicks were inside girls,” Thomas sighed.

“Next year mine is gonna be!” Rob declared grinning.

“New Year’s resolution or just wishful thinking?” Thomas asked.

“Neither, I’m being serious. I got accepted to WMIT, and mom’s a WHORE there!” Rob exclaimed.

“Erm, want to explain that? In English?” Thomas asked, bewildered.

“WMIT is the Wet Matter Institute of Technology. My older brother graduates this year. They have a program where all male students get laid regularly, they believe it helps them study better. Their success rate bares that theory out, they have a huge graduation rate and their graduates are highly sought after.,” Rob explained.

“Do they have any female students?” Thomas asked, scratching his head.

“Yeah, they do better too, likely from not having to spend time fending off the males,” Rob guessed.

“OK, now what about the whore part?” Thomas asked.

“It’s WHORES – Women Helping Others Relax and Enjoy School, it’s a bunch of guys mothers who volunteer to do the fucking. If your mother volunteers for it you get free tuition. Mom said her pussy couldn’t stand two of us attending the university at once, so I went to our community college while my brother was there. Since he is graduating, I get to go,” Rob explained.

“So how does one go about applying to this illustrious institution?” Thomas asked.

“The usual method, send them a transcript and test scores, they do give preference to guys who’s mothers are accepted into WHORES,” Rob said.

“There’s going to be an interesting conversation at dinner tonight,” Rob predicted.