Three holes, no waiting!

Bert handed Cecilia the bottle of whiskey and she drank straight from the bottle as they moved to her bedroom, leaning against Bert as he held her up with an arm around her waist.

Her room smelled like old lady, but that was to be expected. Bert was confident it would smell like sex soon enough. He opened her bedroom window, though, just to air things out.

There were paintings of saints and a large crucifix on the wall. There was a photo of an old man on the bedside table.

"Is that your late husband?" Bert asked.

"Yep!" Cecilia confirmed. "Thas Frank, the las' man t' fuck me! Before you, I mean. <giggle> Oh Lord! Can you imashin' if he could see me now? He'd tozally have anuther heart attack!"

"We can put his picture in a drawer if that would make you more comfortable," he suggested.

"Naw! Let him watch!" The newly young woman said. "He could learn sumpin! He neber got me off the way you did in the libing room. Fuuuck that was so fucking great!"

"So Frank wasn’t a great lover?" Bert asked.

Cecilia shrugged.

"I didn't have mush to compare him to before today, but he never seemed interested if I was enjoying it or not. He did his business and then fell asleep while I cleaned up," she said. "When we firs' got married, he kept tryin' a get me to use my mouth on his, um, you know."

"His cock?" He said.

"Yeah, his cock," she agreed. "But I never would do it and eventually he stopped asking."

"So you've never given a blowjob? " he asked.

"I mean, no, but I guess I'd give you one if you really wanted me to," she said. "Jus' a be friendly, you know?"

"Oh, I think we can do better than that," Bert said, holding up the remote.

30 seconds later

"Oh fuck, Bert! I totally want to suck you cock!" Cecilia announced. "I love giving head so much! I want you to grab hold of my pigtails and fuck my face like I'm a cheep whore!"

"That's the spirit, Cecilia!" He exclaimed, his cock rising in agreement.

His landlady squealed and went down on her knees as he leaned back against her big brass bed. She took his cock eagerly in hand, then in mouth. As requested, he grabbed hold of her pigtails.

"Mmmm!" She exclaimed enthusiastically and proceeded to enthusiastically blow him with all the skills the remote had magically instilled in her.

"Holy Shit , Cecilia! " Bert exclaimed. "You're incredible at this!"

"Nngh!" She agreed proudly and worked him deeper down her thoat, bringing tears to her eyes as she expertly suppressed her gag reflex.

She bobbed her head along with more and more enthusiasm and Bert became less and less coherent as he praised her whorish talents. At last, she pulled him out of her mouth, a string of saliva connecting her lip to his glans.

"I want you to come down my slut throat, Bert!" She told him. "I want to taste your hot jizz as it slides down into my belly! I'm a cum eating whore! Give me what I need!"

Then she went back to sucking him off. She had asked so nicely that of course he blew his load in her mouth. It would have been rude not to!

Cecilia moaned around his shaft, then gulped it down. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she shuddered. Thanks to the remote, both the taste of semen and the sensation of swallowing it caused her to orgasm.

"Mmmmm," She exclaimed. "Mmmmmmmmmmm!"

Bert glanced at the photo of Frank and gave him a thumbs up. Frank didn't respond.

5 minutes later they lay together on her bed, Cecilia toying with her right nipple, Bert exploring the remote.

"You made me sush a whore, Bert!" She observed.

"You don't mind, do you Cecilia? " he asked. "It's just that you have such a fuckable face!"

His cocksucking landlady giggled.

"I love it!" She declared. "I love it so fucking mush! Ima gonna suck your dick every morning! I'll even give you a discount on yer rent if you let me!"

Bert chuckled. He decided not to worry about the rent. With the remote, he was sure he'd be able to find a way to cover it.

"I'd like that, Cecilia, " he agreed.

"Damn right you will," she declared. "I'm the blowjob queen!"

She giggled and started fondling his limp prick.

"Any chance my friend here is ready for another? " she asked.

"Actually, that's one of two things I've been working on," he admitted, then pointed the remote at his own crotch.

With a click, despite having come five minutes before and being nearly as drunk as Cecilia, his cock went rigid. He now had perfect concious control of his junk.

Cecilia squealed in delight, scrambled down between his legs and took the hard dick back into her mouth. Bert admired the sight of her head bobbing along his shaft again. Then he aimed the remote at said head and tried the other thing he had been investigating.

Cecilia froze midbob. She then raised her head and grabbed hold of the base of his cock with her left hand.

Her eyes burning with newfound obsession, she told him "Bert, I want this big cock up my ass!"

"Are you sure about that, Cecilia?" He smirked.

"I've never been more sure of anything in my life!" She declared. "I want you to fuck me in the ass! Hard!"

"I must confess, I've never done it," Bert said. "But I love to learn new things!"

Cecilia squealed and scrambled up to the bedside table.

"We really need to buy some real lube, but this will do for now," she said, pulling out a bottle of gardenia-scented lotion.

Bert let her guide him. After all, he'd used the remote to make her an expert on anal, not him.

"A cock ring would be good too," she mused as she slathered his hard pecker with lotion.

"I really don't need one after what I did with the remote, " he assured her.

"Good! Cuz I wanna get reemed out until I can't see straight! " she declared.

At her direction, he took a healthy dollop of lotion and started working her asshole with two fingers as she lay face down, ass up on her bed. She moaned appreciate at his attention and encouraged him to push deeper and work her sphincter.

"I need your cock, Bert!" She turned her head to the side to say. "I need that hard cock in my ass!"

"As you wish," he said, and removed his fingers. He slathered his cock with lotion and smeared the excess on her asshole, then positioned himself at her backdoor.

He pushed and slid into her without much effort, the remote having done much of the work needed to make Cecilia really good at taking it in the ass. She groaned and shuddered as he entered her, then started working her hips and moaning.

"Oh Bert! YES! Fuck my ass, Bert!" She begged. "Reem me out!"

He smirked, grabbed hold of her hips and began to piston his cock in her asshole. She grunted and groaned. She shivered and shook. She swore and swooned as Bert pounded at her brown eye.

Once he was sure she'd come at least four times and her words of encouragement had become completely incoherent, he used his newly gained control to fill her ass with semen. She gave out one last cry of ecstasy, then collapsed, his cock sliding out of her.

He admired the sight of his spooge drizzling out of her ass as she lay there a quivering mess, then flopped down along side her. She turned to look at him and to stop trying to breathe through the mattress.

"Thanks fer fushing me in my ass, Bert!" She said, struggling to focus her eyes on him. "Yer the besss at fushing my ass. I luv it so mush!"

"Glad to be of service, Cecilia, " he said, patting the ass in question and making her giggle.

"I'm hungry," she said after a moment. "Are you hungry? Cuz, I'm hungry."

Now that she mentioned it, Bert realized he was pretty hungry himself.

"Should we order a pizza? " he asked.