My Maid is a Squatter

You and your Wife made a good living.
Things were comfortable.
Amenities were in abundance.

As such, you had a full-time Maid for your Winter Residence.

On a whim, however, you went to visit it during the Fall.
A Cousin's Wedding was in the same Town and this was a good excuse to enjoy the House more.

As you pulled up that night, however, you noticed a light on upstairs.
The Bathroom.

You checked the downstairs and waited to call the Cops.
A real hassle getting them to leave, after all, if and when it turns out to be nothing.

Your Wife goes to the Bathroom and hears the water just stop.

She opens the door and sees the Maid- Diana- drying off!

She grabs the nearest object- a cleaning stick- and uses it to gesture more dramatically.

"You had better have a good story," she says to Diana, who is now covering up.

She was in mid-drying when the door opened and dropped it in shock.

"...um."