The Teachers’ Lounge

How many feet of dick do you think have been in us? Daisy Holland’s phone buzzed with the bizarre question.

What? she replied, almost gaping at her screen.

How many feet of dick. You know, like, let’s say each guy we’ve fucked averages out to have about six inches of dick. That means every two guys is a foot of dick in us. How many feet is a football field? the reply came within a minute.

Ari, babe, you need to get a job or something. You are going stir crazy. Daisy replied, laughing softly to herself.

Google says 360! Ariel’s reply came. Now, I definitely haven’t fucked 720 guys, but almost everybody I’ve fucked has had a bigger dick than six inches.

Maybe average eight inches not six. There’s some well endowed men in the area, perks of living in Amethyst Shore. Daisy agreed, now maybe a little too interested in Ariel’s dick math. She didn’t think the actual average of Amethyst Shore guys was eight inches, but Daisy and Ariel were choosy girls, so their personal lists of guys might average closer to eight inches than six.

There was a long pause, where Daisy assumed her best friend was struggling through a calculator.

So that’s only 540 guys! Ariel’s triumphant reply came.

We definitely have not fucked 540 guys between the two of us. That’s some serious slut behavior. Daisy replied.

But it gives me a goal. Once I hit 540, I’ll have had a whole football field’s length of dick inside me. Ariel replied almost cheerfully.

You need to get a job, I cannot stress this enough. Do not fuck 540 men just because you’re bored. Daisy insisted.

Ugh, you’re no fun anymore. I’m gonna start spending all my time with Gia now. Ariel said, naming a mutual third friend of theirs. They were very close with Gia, had been since sophomore year of high school, but she didn’t have the same lifelong bond that Daisy and Ariel shared.

“Hey, you coming?” a voice asked, and Daisy lifted her head from the screen.

Daisy’s mentor, Jessica West, stood by the door to the classroom, finely trimmed eyebrow raised in curiosity. The brunette woman looked extremely attractive today, though that wasn’t anything new. Jessica usually looked stunning. Her large breasts were snugly contained in a strapless top, and her impressive bubble butt filled out her slate gray pencil skirt very nicely.

“Yup, I’m coming.” Daisy nodded quickly, sending off a quick ‘talk later’ to Ariel and jumping to her feet.

This late in the school day, Jessica’s dark brown hair had escaped captivity a bit, but she’d worn her hair in a bun today, with two slut strands hanging free at the front. Daisy supposed they weren’t really called that, but that was how she thought of them. Daisy had styled much of her classroom attire after Jessica, and today the blonde was in a white button up blouse and a dark blue pencil skirt a bit shorter than Jessica’s.

Daisy had had to buy longer skirts for her temporary role as student teacher because the ones she’d owned before this had been far too short. They were slutty by sorority girl standards, they definitely didn’t suit a classroom full of horny teenagers, though Daisy wasn’t terribly opposed to being ogled. The girls back at the Rho Gamma sorority would laugh if they could see how professional and prim Daisy was dressed, as even if the blouse clung to her very large boobs and her skirt showed off her great ass, there was vastly less skin on display than they’d ever seen.

As Daisy followed Jessica down the hall, she reflected on how much she missed the Rho Gamma girls. She’d joined the sorority last year in her freshman year at High Spires University, and had had a lot of fun experiencing Greek life. Then this year, she’d went straight into this student teaching program, but she supposed with HSU being temporarily closed right now and doing online classes for the time being, she’d have missed out on more sorority fun anyways.

Daisy was back here in Amethyst Shore until Christmas, so hopefully the college was open again by then for the spring semester. It was crazy how fast the four months of student teaching were going past, she’d started back in late August and now it was October, marking her as about halfway done. At least Ariel was also back home, it’d be a lot more lonely if her best friend hadn’t been sent home due to the closure.

Jessica led the way into the teachers’ lounge, which was already occupied by a few teachers who were hanging around waiting for the last bell. Several teachers didn’t have students during the last class period of the day, which led to lots of moments like this where they socialized in the lounge.

“Hey, you two.” Kayla Roberts smiled at Jessica, then gave Daisy a smile as well.

Daisy smiled back at her Aunt Daphne’s best friend, wiggling her fingers hello. The buxom blonde teacher had let her hair down already, and was sipping on some water. Jessica put a quick hand on Daisy’s arm, then moved over to talk to some other teachers Daisy recognized as Grace Marsden and Ashleigh Crowell.

“You ready for yoga this afternoon?” Kayla raised her eyebrows at Daisy, who nodded.

“Yeah, I haven’t done proper yoga in a few months, so it’ll be good to get back into it.” Daisy said excitedly. “Sounds like there’s lots of us gonna be there, so it should be fun.”

“Agreed. Daph and Sierra have been developing this new pairs’ yoga class for a while, apparently, so they’re excited to teach it for the first time.” Kayla laughed.

“Ah, so we’re guinea pigs.” Daisy realized.

“You might be.” Kayla grinned. “I’m one of the teachers of this yoga class.”

“That’s best friend privilege right there.” Daisy huffed, making Kayla laugh again.

“It sure is.” Kayla agreed.

Daisy glanced over at the three women who were talking and smiling. Jessica, she knew well, but the two younger women she wasn’t quite as familiar with. Grace Marsden was new, new enough that she hadn’t been around when Daisy was a student here just two years ago. She would have been the youngest teacher here, Daisy thought, if not for Olivia being only 25.

Grace was pretty, with brown hair and warm hazel eyes, but she was different from the other teachers present for another reason, well, two reasons, actually. Her breasts were significantly smaller than any other teacher here. Olivia was the most top-heavy teacher here, followed behind her by Daisy, well, followed by Sharon Granger if you count the school nurse, she did have Daisy beat. So, including Sharon, the order went Olivia, Sharon, Daisy, Jessica, Kayla, Ashleigh, then Grace at the end.

Daisy had her mother to thank for passing on such gifted genetics, and she very smugly thought for a second how pleased she was that Dana didn’t seem to have inherited the same genetic blessings to her chest.

Olivia Vane came into the teacher’s lounge, holding an empty plastic coffee cup which she tossed in the trash can as she entered.

“Hi, Daisy.” Olivia smiled at Daisy as she saw her, and Daisy smiled back.

Her brother’s busty girlfriend looked good today, like always, Daisy thought to herself. The thought also occurred to her, unbidden, that most likely unbeknownst to Olivia, she and Daisy had had the same cock blow their minds. Daisy had to hastily squash those thoughts before memories of Jace and her together got her too… excited.

She’d started sleeping with her father too, and thinking too long about her daddy or her little brother got her motor running in ways it probably should not be running in the teacher’s lounge surrounded by the teachers she was trying to make a good impression on. Being a student teacher definitely did not guarantee a job, but she was hoping that by making some good connections, when she finished up college, she might be able to swing by and see if there was any job openings.

“You’re coming to yoga this afternoon, right?” Kayla checked with Olivia. “Daphne sent over a picture of the roster earlier and I thought I remember seeing your name on it.”

“Yup, Jace invited me to come.” Olivia said, perhaps without thinking. “You know, we’re neighbors and all. He knows how much I like yoga, so… that’s why he invited me.”

“Ok.” Kayla said, looking a little confused at Olivia’s response to that.

Daisy decided she should probably swoop in and help cover for her brother’s girlfriend. “I told him he should invite you, actually, if you didn’t have anything else going on.”

“Oh, really? That’s so nice of you.” Olivia nodded, perhaps a touch too quickly, but maybe she didn’t have the same experience with lying to authority figures as Daisy had.

“Well, you’re more than welcome to come try out the new class.” Kayla smiled.

“I’m surprised something so informal had a roster though.” Daisy said, steering the conversation away from Jace.

“Oh, well, I think there’s some requirement they have to do to track who shows up to their classes or something. Or maybe Sierra just wants records. She’s wild and crazy, but she can get OCD about the littlest things.” Kayla said knowingly.

“Who’s Sierra?” Olivia asked curiously.

“Oh, she’s Amy’s aunt.” Daisy explained. “And best friends with my own aunt.”

“And me.” Kayla chimed in.

For some reason, when Amy’s name was mentioned, Olivia’s cheeks reddened just a bit. Not enough to be considered a full blush, but Daisy wondered what the hell that was about. Actually… come to think of it, Amy’s car had been in the driveway last night when her and Jeremiah had gotten home from the Barnes’ house.

Amy and Olivia had both been at dinner that night, and then… had Jace gotten lucky with both of them last night? Daisy studied Olivia’s face as Kayla and Olivia talked about the yoga studio and what the class would be like a little, and Daisy would be surprised if a threesome really had occurred last night. It didn’t seem like Olivia’s kind of thing, but well, she supposed anything could happen.

Daisy had always suspected Jace and Amy were fucking like rabbits, there was just no way they were that close and weren’t doing it. If Daisy had a male best friend like that, she’d be on his dick non-stop. Poor guy would probably get sick of her, if that was even possible. Her first real close male friends were these guys she’d met last year in college, and, well, she couldn’t say she hadn’t had some fun with those new friends of hers. But Jace and Amy were on a whole other level, they were like her own connection with Ariel, and Daisy and Ariel were always screwing each other.

There she goes thinking of things she shouldn’t be again. Ariel wasn’t as taboo as Jeremiah or Jace, but Daisy’s memories had some ridiculously enticing views of Ariel to conjure up, and thinking of her and Ariel in bed was definitely some mental material she shouldn’t be reviewing in this situation.

“Oh, I heard we’ve got a new teacher’s assistant coming soon, too.” she heard Ashleigh Crowell say, and Daisy turned towards the redheaded computer teacher.

“From HSU?” Daisy asked, naming her own college. Maybe it was somebody she knew, that would be a fun time.

“I don’t think so, no.” Ashleigh frowned. “He was from a little further away, I think it was Almond Valley.”

Daisy wrinkled her nose in distaste at the mention of her college’s rivals. The rivalry had gotten intense last year, and she couldn’t imagine she’d get on well with whatever AVU guy was showing up.

“Great.” Daisy muttered. “Is he helping you out?”

“Me? No, no, I don’t think so. I haven’t heard what class he’ll be in, just that he’s coming.” Ashleigh shook her head.

“Could be one of us, then.” Grace pointed out, and Ashleigh nodded thoughtfully.

“Well, I’d be willing to bet it’s not me. I already have a lovely blonde assistant.” Jessica grinned, winking at Daisy. Daisy grinned back. She really liked Jessica, she seemed like the type of teacher Daisy wanted to be. Cool and relaxed while maintaining control of her class, and she definitely hadn’t let being a teacher turn her boring.

Ariel seemed to think Daisy would become a homebody who… knitted sweaters all day or something, but Daisy was going to wind up like Jessica, the hot and fun teacher. She just knew it.

The teachers’ lounge door opened again, and Daisy turned towards it to see Marcus Calhoun walking in, alongside Henry Jin, the geography teacher. Henry was in his early thirties, and Daisy remembered when he was her teacher two years prior. The man was of Asian descent, handsome and lean, with black hair and dark eyes. Daisy had had a bit of a thing for him, and she’d tried without much luck to get him to fuck her.

His eyes met hers, and Daisy gave him a flirty smile, batting her pretty teal eyes at him. She knew her teal eyes worked wonders on men, being so pretty and unique. That was if men could manage to look her in the eyes though, most of their gazes went just a smidge lower. Henry was nothing but respectful though, and it pissed Daisy off.

Kayla clearly noticed Daisy’s flirtation, and she snorted softly under her breath. Daisy’s eyes flicked to the older blonde woman, feeling just a little out of her element, like a girl in a room full of women. It was an unusual feeling for her, but Kayla’s obvious amusement stung just a little.

Henry busied himself with cleaning out a coffee mug, while Calhoun stepped forwards.

“Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I need to borrow a few of you. Our illustrious leader,” Calhoun announced, his voice dripping sarcasm, “decided to completely blow up my plans for our big fall fundraiser, so I’ve had to move some things around. Because of that, I need a couple volunteers to help me run things for the second event.”

“I’ll help, Marcus.” Kayla smiled warmly at the older man, who thanked her just as warmly as she stepped forwards.

“So will I.” Olivia declared suddenly, maybe eager to make a good impression as one of the newest teachers at the school.

“She’s not a teacher, but what about Daisy?” Jessica spoke up. “I’ve been very impressed with her so far, and I’d love to give her some more leadership opportunities.”

“I’m open to it.” Daisy nodded in agreement. Calhoun smiled at her, then looked over to Jessica with a nod.

“Thanks, Jessie, I appreciate you loaning out your assistant.” Calhoun chuckled.

“Anytime.” Jessica grinned.

“I’d like to help too, but I’m afraid I have to run in just a few minutes for my dog’s vet appointment.” Grace apologized. “Can you fill me in later?”

“Sure thing.” Calhoun nodded. “Four should be enough for right now, if I need any more assistance I’ll try and track down some more of you.”

“Yes, let me know if you need anything else.” Henry agreed, and Calhoun nodded at his coworker.

“Alright, I’ve got some stuff up in my office, if you three want to come with.” Calhoun said, gesturing to his three blonde volunteers.

“Sounds good.” Kayla nodded, speaking for all three of them.

———

Daisy entered last into Calhoun’s office, following the two older blondes, and the stocky older man. Calhoun wasn’t fat or anything, but he was stocky and heavyset. He looked surprisingly strong for his age, but he certainly wasn’t a slender man.

“So, what kind of changes do you need to make?” Kayla asked as Calhoun sat down at his desk and started logging in to his computer. There was only one chair opposite his on the other side of the desk, which Daisy yielded to the two older blondes.

Olivia wound up with the chair, while Kayla went around to Calhoun’s side of the desk and sat down on the edge of the desk, lifting her long legs up familiarly to rest them on the currently unused armrest of Calhoun’s chair. Daisy supposed Kayla must have been in here a lot, to be that familiar. Vaguely she remembered hearing that Calhoun had been a mentor for Kayla, which likely explained the familiarity.

“Well, for starters, the groups are being redone.” Calhoun grumbled.

“What? Isn’t this a group fundraising thing, how can the groups change?” Olivia asked in surprise.

“Principal Benson thinks Jace Holland, Skylar Wayne, and Anastasia Prescott all on the same team is a bit too much popularity and apparently he’s been fielding complaints from other students.” Calhoun sighed. “So, the announcement will be going out tomorrow that new teams will be formed, and now points will be tracked individually apparently.”

“Interesting.” Kayla said thoughtfully. “And what’s the event this time around? Not another carwash, surely?”

“No, no, it’s something different this time. This wasn’t what I planned, but Principal Benson suggested we just do something easy like a chocolate sale.”

“Selling chocolates? That’s a boring event.” Daisy blurted before she could stop herself.

Calhoun chuckled though, to her surprise. “Tell me about it, honey. This event will probably wind up being super boring, but the teams are just going to be setting up a table at somewhere of their choice and selling chocolates.”

“So what do you need us for?” Olivia wondered.

“Well, another thing the principal is worried about is limiting any potential for scandal. Apparently the carwash with all the girls in bikinis led many to insinuate that we’re trying to make money off of the bodies of our senior girls.” Calhoun sighed. “So your jobs will be helping coordinate chaperones for each team participating in the second event. There will be quite a few teams, so you’ll probably have to chaperone some yourselves, but you’ll be working with all of the school’s faculty to ensure each team has someone there keeping track of them, preferably two chaperones per team, but they need at least one.”

“When is this event taking place?” Kayla questioned.

“This will be next Saturday.” Calhoun revealed. “Teams will have the entire day to run their table. If they want to run it for an hour, they certainly can, if they want to man the table for the entire day, then that’s on them. At midnight or whenever the team decides they’re done, the chaperones will take whatever money they raised and bring it to the school for counting and ranking.”

“So we’re just going to be standing there watching them sell chocolate?” Daisy sighed, a little disappointed.

“You could sit and watch them too.” Calhoun offered with a chuckle.

“So the teams can set up anywhere they’d like?” Olivia clarified.

“Yup. That’s part of the strategy of it, picking a good spot with lots of foot traffic and/or people interested in chocolate.” Calhoun explained. “It’s been a very stressful few days trying to figure out how to carry on with this fundraiser when all of my ideas got shot in the foot.”

“Well, hopefully we can take some of that stress off your shoulders.” Kayla said. “We can definitely get the other teachers scheduled with all the teams.”

“Thank you, Kayla.” Calhoun smiled, putting his hand on her thigh casually, to Daisy’s amusement. Calhoun may be an older man, but he clearly wasn’t blind to the beauty of the three blondes in his office right now.

Calhoun invited Daisy and Olivia to come around the desk to see the computer screen, and they did, coming around to see the planning he’d already done for getting the chocolates and divvying them up by team. He also walked them through the plans he had for tomorrow’s announcement, which Olivia had some ideas for.

Calhoun yielded his chair to Olivia, who took it and started typing out some notes while he stood behind her, one hand on her shoulder. He leaned down frequently to discuss the things she was typing down, and Kayla chimed in helpfully from her position still sitting on Calhoun’s desk.

They walked through the particulars of the announcement, fine-tuning the language a bit to make it more understandable to the students. Finally Calhoun straightened up and moved back from his occupied desk chair, coming to stand beside Daisy.

“Are you upset that Jessica signed away one of your Saturdays?” Calhoun asked Daisy, putting his hand on her back. “I know she can be… demanding.”

“Not too upset, but she might need to buy me a coffee or something.” Daisy said, raising an eyebrow at his tone when he said demanding. It sounded almost… insinuating. “Besides, this probably is a good learning opportunity. And I can always just put myself on whichever team only plans to do thirty minutes of fundraising and call it good.”

Calhoun chuckled at that. “The teams might be more competitive than that, I imagine the prize is enticing for most of them.”

“I’ve heard plenty of discussion about it in my class.” Kayla agreed.

“Well, I’ll pick a team fundraising somewhere nice for myself then, even if it won’t be a short stay there.” Daisy shrugged.

“Somewhere nice sounds good to me.” Olivia chimed in.

“You wanna team up on supervising then?” Daisy asked her brother’s girlfriend.

“Sure!” Olivia said brightly.

“Well, that’s one pair of chaperones already decided then.” Kayla nodded. “Maybe I’ll team up with Grace then.”

“Or Jessica.” Daisy pointed out.

Kayla nodded thoughtfully. “I’ll talk to them both, sort out which one wants to partner up.”

“I just wanted to thank you three for helping out with this.” Calhoun said. “Well, four of you, I suppose, as Grace will be helping out later. This event’s too much to manage on my own.”

“It’s different when everybody’s not at the same location.” Kayla agreed. “The car wash must have been easier because everyone was in the same spot.”

“Indeed.” Calhoun agreed. “I’m just hoping that this second event going smoothly will mean that Principal Benson doesn’t have any problems with my planned third event.”

“Which is what?” Daisy asked curiously.

Calhoun grinned at her. “Have to keep some things close to the chest, I’m afraid. You’ll find out in due time.”

Daisy hmmphed softly, folding her arms and watching as Olivia finalized the announcement.

“Alright, I think you’re good to go here.” Olivia said, and Kayla nodded in agreement.

“Thank you both for that. It’s good to get extra eyes on stuff like that.” Calhoun said. “I think that’s all I need from you three for today, but tomorrow when the new teams form, I’ll have you look over the list of teams and start assigning teachers. We can also try and schedule the teams at different times based on their ideas, to lessen the number of teachers required at one time.”

Nods of agreement came from the three blondes. Kayla checked her watch, and her eyes widened.

“Oh, we need to get going, or we’ll be late for yoga.” she told the other blondes, who both nodded.

“You three do yoga together?” Calhoun raised his eyebrows.

“Not usually.” Kayla explained. “My friend Daphne is running a sort of test class this afternoon, and these two both ended up getting invited.”

“Ah, I see. Well, you three go have fun.” Calhoun said with a wave out of the room. “It’s good to not spend all your time here at this place.”

That drew agreements from the two younger teachers, and Daisy nodded as well.

“Have a good evening, Marcus.” Kayla said, hugging Calhoun on her way out. Olivia gave him a hug too, though hers was quicker than the one Kayla had given him. Daisy opted for a wave goodbye, she wasn’t as close with him as the other two, but he did seem like a knowledgeable mentor.

He also, Daisy reflected as she left the classroom, might be somebody fun to tease. She knew very well the effect her body could have on men, and it might be fun to see Calhoun flustered. Something for their next meeting, she decided.