Sales pitch to make this guy recruit me!

Waking up drenched in my own juices and looking like a disheveled bitch eager to see her master was an interesting experience. Why was I like this? After that master candidate left the Adventurer Guild, I made sure to secretly stalk him on his way back to his lodgings and discovered him to be sharing a room in the stables with a blue haired girl that somehow resembled the goddess that reincarnated me here. She even had the same transparent miniskirt that I definitely approved of! It made my imagination go wild over the possibilities! Could that man already be using that girl as his sex ****! Please tell me it's true that he is already using her as his personal property! If they're not family, then there is a huge chance he's fucking her! With an ass like that, no true man would resist bending her over and over as a personal onahole! I masturbated in my inn bedroom as my imagination grew wild, and eventually fell into a fruitful sleep, somehow still masturbating.

In the morning, after a dream of my previous Master that involved sharp tools, unbearable edging, and the moans of countless other sows who had already given in, I woke up at the same time my Master finally allowed me to come. When I woke up, I found my hand still knuckle deep in my crotch and felt my body racked by an uncomfortable amount of cramps, but my heat and lust didn't seem to cool at all, with my hand still trying to relieve myself as if it had a mind of its own. I regretfully stopped my masturbation, and decided that I needed to rehydrate myself after I spent the entire night gooning.

"Create water.... glug- koff! Koff koff!" I stupidly cast Create Water while pointed at my mouth, but instead of receiving a refreshing drink it was like I had set off a fire hose right in front of my face.

Hahaha... pathetic... you're pathetic Kurone... No wonder an inferior female sow like me needs a master... I can't even control myself... hopefully that man can accept me into his party and make me his property to completely control my existence because I can't think of another way out of my constant lust for **** and pleasure.

No time to mope around Kurone, time to clean yourself and the room! But before that, "Lust Seal Emotion." I applied the seal on my lust and before taking the time to properly clean my room and set myself a relaxing bath, then prepared to head out to the Adventurer Guild.

But to my unexpected surprise, I saw my boss at the vegetable and fruit stall waiting for me outside the inn.

"I don't know what caused you to immediately ditch the unsold goods after seeing me and leave without getting your pay check yesterday, Kurone, but it's a bad move for a shop assistant to do that…" the boss reprimanded me for my actions yesterday.

"... I'm sorry, boss..." Sorry boss, but my lust skyrocketed yesterday and I needed a release.

"Huff... whatever, today you will help me receive the deliveries of my goods from local sources... rumors are there will be an emergency at noon today so I need help to stock goods real quick, you will get paid for today and yesterday's work." Dang it, Boss told me to help him today, but I need to head to the Adventurer Guild to see if that Master candidate will accept me into his party.

"Umm... I had plans for today that I can't really put off, Boss..." I tried to gently refuse the work offered to me.

"Oh, don't worry. You only need to help me receive the delivery of my goods in the morning, you can do whatever you had planned afterward." Boss unexpectedly deflected my refusal by saying I was only needed in the morning.

"... Okay, I'll help you, Boss." Ugh... I can't believe that I can't mutter a single refusal to my boss, my training to never refuse a request can sometimes have annoying consequences. I'm supposed to be listening to sexy commands, not just helping to move some goods!

Hah... I hope Boss can stock his goods quickly so that I can go to the Adventurer Guild before the sun rises too high in the sky.

I spent some time helping Boss stock his goods, but damn it's really delaying my chance to finally get an answer from the adventurer. Eventually after the sun already rose high but not enough to be noon, I finished my work and got paid for today and yesterday.

"It's really digging into my time.... I just want to meet my prospective Master already..." I whined as I walked to the guild.

Hmm? At the entrance of the guild I saw Darkness and also.... A boy? Girl? Oh wait they were wearing a sports bra, definitely a girl.... Why is there a sports bra here and worn by a somewhat tomboyish girl? Is that even a sports bra? But seeing how the Guild already has a bunch of girls wearing bikini armor, I'm somehow not surprised by how many females dress scandalously with so much skin exposed, including this girl that seems to be in conversation with Darkness. Did this world follow erotic armor rules that scandalous bikini armors have a significant defense stat increase or are the girls wearing those outfits ****? Because I remember overhearing one female adventurer here complain about not finding any partner compared to her friend from another city. Is there a shortage of males here or what?

Anyway, I find myself walking closer to Darkness and the tomboy girl. Before I said anything, Darkness and the girl noticed me approaching them.

"Oh, Hi Kurone... I thought you would arrive earlier than me here."

"Hi Darkness, I would definitely come here earlier if not for my part-time job suddenly calling for me... anyway, who is this?"

"Ah... this is my friend. Kurone, meet Chris. Chris, meet Kurone."

"Hello! My name is Chris! A thief class adventurer who occasionally does quests with Darkness." I felt a subtle tension to her voice despite her friendly tone and she seemed to be trying to avoid outright glaring at me. What was her deal with me? Fellow bitches....

Oh, and it was rude of me to think that but... Chris? Was she named after the flower or the god? Why take a masculine sounding name for a weak female? How uncultured her parents must be. Though this is another world with different naming conventions. I guess Chris could count as a girl's name instead of a guy's name here. Whatever, better reply to her now instead of uselessly overthinking her name.

"Nice to meet you, Chris. My name is Anya Kurone Schmidt but you can call me Kurone. I'm a mage who is cooperating with Darkness in searching for suitable party recruitment." We greeted each other and did a handshake, trying to project a more professional mask than what I usually bother with.

How civilized we are... but every female is an animal under males, we are closer to dogs than human beings. Why is my mind running in circles today?

"So, are you here to also try to join the party Darkness wanted to join?"

"That seems to be the case, want to go inside to look for them?"

"I am curious what makes Darkness want to join this particular party."

"It is much more simple than you think, Chris."

"Yeah..." Chris seemed to draw a concerned look toward Darkness.

Chris seems to be friendly with Darkness. But I knew deep down we are just gender traitors willing to do anything to satisfy the men that hold our hearts.... why does my mind keep revolving around female inferiority and how much more superior men are!? Gah! I need to see my prospective master already!

So we three entered the guild and searched for the party, and found them at a table. Oh goddess, I didn't have breakfast today and I am starving.

"Who asked you to teach me party tricks, you worthless goddess!?" the only guy at the table suddenly shouted.

"Eh–?" the blue-haired girl and possible goddess let out a surprised and dejected sound.

Humu, humu, this male certainly seems to have a skill in breaking down weak females... he also called that girl 'worthless goddess' which confirms she was in fact his cheat item, the goddess who sent me down to this world... oh praise the patriarchy, we found a male that took claim of an actual goddess and had even had the balls and unwavering confidence to call her worthless! It was beyond doubt now that he is the perfect master for a worthless sow like myself.

"Ha! That's hilarious! Hey, you're the party Darkness wanted to join, right? You want to learn something useful? How about Thief skills?" Chris suddenly interjected their table, uhm, isn't this disrespectful acting like that to someone that took a goddess as his cheat items? He must have a powerful personality and unwavering determination to do so.

Anyway, the three of us got closer to his party table and sat down. I saw him frown a little bit before talking to Chris and inquiring about the thief skill. Apparently Chris wanted to help him get a skill for a good drink. Such a confusing personality this female has.

"Okay, I'll leave it in your hands! Excuse me, a glass of ice-cold crimson beer for this lady please!"

"Ah, can I also have a fried leg frog? I will pay for myself." I also gave my order to a waitress as the guy ordered for Chris' drink.

I continued eating as the male, Chris, and Darkness walked outside for a skill demonstration. Why didn't I follow them? Because I wanted to gauge his party members. This is indeed a harem party but I don't want to blow my chances before I even join. Me? Party crusher? I would rather be called harem manager or **** than that. Also, I am **** to join their party and no longer have to jump from group to group.

Hmm? I felt the little black haired girl staring at my food... didn't she eat already? Also her eyes are very red... vampirism? But she just looks like a little witch. Fantasy worlds can be confusing if you only have video game login to go off of.

"Still hungry?" She just nodded as I huffed, "Waiter! Two more portions of fried frog legs!"

I got two more fried frog legs and gave one portion to the black haired girl as I continued eating my extra food.

"How generous of you in feeding our little member." Said the goddess.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE AQUA!?" the little black haired girl shouting in annoyance while using a staff to whack the goddess. She had the temperament of a wild cat, and the table manners of one considering how she kept chewing and eating the fried frog legs with her other hand.

"SORRY MEGUMIN! I MEANT YOUNG, NOT LITTLE! DON'T HIT ME WITH YOUR STAFF!" Begged the goddess.

"Hmp! You better remember. I am already thirteen and an adult."

Really? Thirteen is considered being an adult here? Isn't that just the beginning of adolescence? Whatever, that is just typical fantasy logic... so it means that I can offer her to my master? Ugh... stop thinking about that, Kurone.

"Anyway, I saw you sneaking glances at Kazuma... What business do you have with him?" Okay so the male is named Kazuma.

Kazuma, that's a japanese name, isn't it?

This must indeed be the goddess if her name is Aqua and Kazuma is a reincarnated person. But Megumin? So far I only encountered European sounding names but then Bam! A Japanese-lite name on a non reincarnated person if her eyes are any indication, though it is still a pretty weird name. Also... it is almost funny, Kazuma means True Harmony but he took Aqua away as a goddess to be his cheat item and has a party member with a Japanese nickname, Megumi, that means Blessing in Japanese. May the Patriarchy God and **** Goddess bless this party to have a perverted harmony and subservience towards Kazuma.

"Oh, it's nothing... I am just waiting for your fellow party member to return, I want to join the party," I replied.

"Oh really, do you have an advanced class? That was our only requirement party after Kazuma took down my much better party recruitment poster."

Well shit... I only have an intermediate class. But did they consider a Cheat User high class even if they did not have an advanced class?

"Uhm... My class is just a mage... but I have a Cheat for creating buffs and debuffs."

"Wait what? Then why are you here?"

I close my distance to Aqua and whisper to her.

"Did you forget me Aqua, you are the one who sent me here.... and for the past month I can't even keep my place in a party... So please, allow me to join another reincarnated person's party."

I see Aqua sweating bullets as she tries to remember me.

"Lets wait for Kazuma to see if another mage can join in."

"It's not like we need another mage, Kazuma already has me! Explosion magic is superior to any other magic! We don't need another mage." Megumin suddenly shouted after hearing that I was a mage, why is she so defensive?

It seems I need her approval if I want to join, so I ordered two more portions of salad and I saw her give a salivating look to one portion.

"This is for you." I gave one portion to her.

"YOU CAN'T BRIBE ME WITH JUST THIS FOOD!" Even after shouting that, she greedily ate the salad. The girl is an opportunistic eater eh? I can work with

[that.

As

](http://that.As) I continued eating and bribing Megumin with food, Aqua got bored and started an impromptu performance in the middle of the hall with her party trick skills, and was apparently entertaining enough that our fellow adventurers wanted an encore. The crowd wanted to give Aqua some tips for an encore, but for some reason Aqua refused the payment, saying that a goddess like herself won't accept money for her art, a weird goddess if you ask me.

After some time, Kazuma returned with a blushing Darkness and a crying Chris.... It hadn't even been an hour, what happened? Don't tell me lewd development already happened when I wasn't looking!?

Aqua finished her trick party then proceeded to ask Kazuma where they went and why they missed witnessing her "amazing" tricks up close. This goddess must be a complete airhead to already forget that Kazuma went to learn skills from Chris. She also asked what happened to Chris to make her cry like a baby... For some reason seeing her cry made me want to throw her into the dippest pit of hell? The fuck? Usually I just want to humiliate every female I see, but for her actual **** was the first thing that came to mind? Where the hell does this hate come from?

"Actually..."

"Well, when Chris was teaching Kazuma the Steal skill, he ended up Stealing her underwear right off her body and taking all her money. That's why she's feeling down." Darkness interrupted Kazuma while still blushing.

"What are you talking about!?" Shouted Kazuma back.

Ooooh! This is peak Master material! I absolutely have to join his party with Darkness!

Then Chris proceeded to tell us how she was humiliated by Kazuma ransoming back her panties and asking how much money she thought they were worth. Kazuma seemed flustered for some reason (why would he be embarrassed about a male's completely correct response to a situation like this?) and tried to tell her to stop while admitting that it technically happened.

Chris continued to tearfully recall how Kazuma claimed that her painties would become a cherished family heirloom if she didn't decide on a worthy price soon, until Kazuma yelled at her to stop talking. The female adventurers nearby seemed to have heard the conversation and gave Kazuma a cold look. I noticed Chris covertly show Kazuma a mocking face... this bitch! Now I know why I automatically hated her guts! She reminded me of my own toxic feminist past! DIE FEMINIST KURONE! DIE! NOW I KNOW WHICH PERSON NEEDS THE PREACHING OF FEMALE INFERIORITY! SHE MUST SEE THE TRUTH OF MALE SUPERIORITY!

After that insulting commotion Chris went off to find a quest that needed a Thief to earn her money back and joined up with a temporary party.

"So Kazuma, did you learn any thief skills from her?" Megumin suddenly asked Kazuma.

"Humph, why not see for yourself? Here I go, Steal!" Kazuma smiled and extended his hand.

Kazuma opened his palm and found panties... black panties. Want to feel like an adult, little witch? I felt honored to watch such a Master at work.

"… What happened? After your level and stats increased, did you change jobs from Adventurer to a pervert? Um… It's a little drafty, so please give me my panties back…" Megumin asked while blushing.

"Strange? It shouldn't be like this… It should be a skill that steals something at random!" Kazuma quickly returned the panties to Megumin.

Someone suddenly slammed their first on the table.

It was Darkness, who had knocked her chair away and stepped toward Kazuma, close enough to completely fill his field of vision.

"I was right! To strip the panties of a young girl with so many people watching, you really are the worst…! Please…! Please let me join this party!" Darkness shouted enthusiastically.

"Let me join too!" I don't want to fall behind Darkness after finding this gem of a master!

"No, thank you." A fast refusal!

"Hnggg!" Darkness moaned!

"Why!?" I on the other hand am filled with despair... because I really want to join up with a male of this caliber.

"Hey Kazuma, are they the people who asked to join up yesterday while Megumin and I were in the baths? Why don't we hear them out before deciding?" Asked Aqua.

Thank you goddess for this second chance!

We all sat together to allow me and Darkness to show off our adventurer cards.

"Hold on, this lady's a Crusader. There's no reason to reject her, right? Meanwhile this one is just a plain mage." Megumin said as she examined our cards.

"Who are you calling a plain little witch?" I muttered, thinking that her potty mouth personality needed correction, through copious amounts of face-fucking of course.

"What was that?"

"Nothing~"

All of sudden Kazuma put on a serious expression and spoke to Darkness.

"Darkness, we might look this way now, but we're serious about taking down the Demon King."

At that Darkness looked intrigued and Megumin seemed surprised, me? Indifference because we're fellow reincarnators, of course I knew his goal from the beginning.

"Is that so?" responded Megumin.

"That right, aren't we great?" said Aqua smugly.

"Aqua and I want to take down the Demon King no matter what. That's our goal as adventurers. And so our adventures will only become more dangerous, especially for Darkness. As a female knight, you might experience inhuman treatment if you get captured by the Demon King." continued Kazuma.

"That's right! Since ancient times, getting sexually harassed by the Demon King was the job of the female knights! That alone would be worth the trip!" said Darkness composedly.

"Eh…!? What!?" Kazuma was stunned at Darkness' reply.

"Huh…? What is it? Did I say something weird?" yes, Darkness, can you dial down your masochist a bit? I know that it is the natural and expected state of sows like us, but at least give our Master a chance to mold us into that first.

"Listen carefully too, Megumin. The opponent's the Demon King. Aqua and I are planning to fight the strongest being in this world, so don't **** yourself by staying in this party…"

Megumin interrupted Kazuma's speech as she knocked her chair away and stood up with one of her legs on the table.

She swept her cloak out in a dramatic gesture and shamelessly shouted her introduction,

"I'm Megumin! The top mage of the Crimson Demons, the master of explosion magic! For the Demon King to overlook me and call himself the strongest, I'll decimate him with my strongest spell!"

With the entire guild's eyes on her, Megumin made a chunni declaration.

Having your foot on the same table you eat your food on is inappropriate, little witch. Now I really want to arrange some brat correction sex on her.

Kazuma sighed as he looked at me helplessly.

"So what is your deal, Kurone? I remember this idiot putting on the recruitment poster that one requirement to join our party was having an Advanced Class but you insist on joining our party anyway, why?"

"Well, maybe this can convince you to let me join the party." I stand up a little bit before I started.

"My name is Anya Kurone Schmidt, I am a transfer student from the European Union who studied in Japan before I reincarnated here." I bow as I speak in Japanese, with only Kazuma and Aqua understanding and looking at me in a new light, with the rest looking on in confusion having not understood a word of what I said.

"Western foreigner in another world.... that's new..." muttered Kazuma, also in Japanese, "Do you also have a cheat? Mine is this useless goddess."

"Hey!"

"Yep, my cheat is Status Effect creation using tattoos. It is not the strongest cheat but maybe with your leadership I can make the most of my ability. I'm not exactly a gamer and having really played many RPGs and my previous attempts to join a party have been… lackluster. Would sir Kazuma allow me to join your party? I will also be willing to assist you in your quest to defeat the demon king if Kazuma so wishes." I made sure to lay out the best possible recruitment pitch I could, still speaking in Japanese. By now I see Megumin pouting and Darkness looking confused.

"What are you two talking about in that strange language?" Megumin asked.

"Ah, sorry... I just noticed Kazuma might be from a country that had good relations with my home country and my guess was correct."

As I answered Megumin and Darkness about why our language is different from them, I saw Aqua whisper to Kazuma ears and Kazuma look at Aqua judgingly as he answered.

All of sudden there was an announcement.

"Emergency quest! Emergency quest! All adventurers in town, please gather at the Adventurer's Guild! I repeat, emergency quest! Emergency quest! All adventurers in town, please gather at the Adventurer's Guild!"

The loud broadcast could be heard throughout the entire town, probably amplified through magic.

"Hey, what are 'emergency quests'? Are monsters raiding the town?" asked Kazuma, I was also curious about what type of situation would make it necessary to blare the town emergency system.

Despite the emergency, Darkness and Megumin seemed elated.

Darkness said joyfully,

"… Um, it's probably cabbage harvesting. It's the season for them."

……

"Huh? Cabbages? Is that the name of some monster?" asked Kazuma.

This is one of those damned living vegetables.

"A cabbage is something round, green and edible."

"It's crunchy and refreshing, a delicious vegetable."

"I know that! Then what's happening? The guild said there was an emergency quest. So do the farmers need help from the adventurers?"

"Ah, Kazuma probably doesn't know. Let me tell you, the cabbages of this world…"

Aqua adopted an apologetic pose and was about to tell Kazuma something when the guild staff interrupted her as she addressed the adventurers in the building.

"I apologize for gathering everyone on such short notice! I'm sure everyone knows that the emergency is because of the cabbages! The vegetable's migration swarm has arrived! The quality's great this year and each one's worth 10,000 Eris! We've already evacuated the residents so please harvest more cabbages and turn them in here! Please take care of your own safety and don't get hurt from the cabbages' counterattack! Also, because of the large number of people and bounties, the reward will be given out later!"

The sound of cheers erupted outside the adventurer's guild.

Everyone that is an adventurer rushed out the gate and started preparing, with my future party and I joining up, Aqua came over to Kazuma's side and continued her explanation:

"The cabbages in this world can fly. When their taste ripens during harvest season, they fly through cities, over plains, across the continent and to the ocean, unwilling to be eaten. Because of that, we need to catch the cabbages and eat them while they're still delicious."

"HARVEST!" all of the adventurers shouted as they looked at the green cloud approaching us.

"Bring me mayonaise!" shouted Aqua out of nowhere.

As I witnessed the cloud of cabbage getting closer and saw how the cabbages were numerous enough to cover the sky and turn the sunny day overcast, a single thought occurred to me.

Are these cabbages some sort of living vegetable variant phenomenon similar to grasshoppers becoming locusts on Earth? Instead of locusts, it is a cabbage swarm.

"Attack!" commanded one very buff guy after the cloud of cabbages came into range.

"May I go back to the stables and sleep?" asked Kazuma.

This is.... An opportunity.

"Kazuma, watch me and assess my ability. This way you can be sure that the party would benefit from my participation!" I declared while preparing my magic.

"This is also the perfect chance for me to showcase my ability as a Crusader." Darkness said as she brandished the sword and charged forward.

"Sigh, I want to sleep," Kazuma complained but still stayed to see how the two would fair against the flying vegetables. After Darkness' declaration of her strength, he expected her to at least be able to hit the equivalent of a flying basketball. Unfortunately, he was severely underwhelmed by what he saw, with Darkness somehow missing every single one of her attacks. "Darkness, your attacks didn't hit a single one of the Cabbages!"

"Fireball!" I shot down some nearby Cabbages, and made sure to collect the downed greens.

"This one.... is decent."

"Aaaargh!" Some adventurers scream as they get rammed by cabbages and knocked out. One unfortunate fella was kept in place by the weight of another collapsed adventurer, and could only desperately struggle as he saw even more vegetables closing in.

"Look out!" Darkness suddenly ran and placed herself between the adventurers and cabbages, using her own body as a protective shield. "I'll handle this. Get away while you can!

"Darkness!" I screamed as I saw her get hit by cabbage after cabbage, the blows strong enough to tear her armor off piece by piece. Until the only protection she had left was her skintight black bodysuit.

I rushed to Darkness to cover her and get her out of danger, only to see a scene that confused me.... Instead of grunts of pain, she was letting out moans that would make a human sow proud. The bitch was actually getting off to this! She was having fun getting hit by the cabbages, with the adventurers she was protecting somehow mistaking her as some knight in shining armor... What am I seeing? Darkness standing in front of many adventurers while she got praised for taking the damage? Because she is some role model of a Crusader? But the way she enjoyed getting hit by the cabbages irritated me on an instinctual level, this was not the time to indulge in our masochism! They are fucking cabbages, not true males! Not worthy of our submission (unless our Master ordered so for his amusement).

"Wind curtains!" I cast a wind defense spell around Darkness, causing damage to the cabbages trying to ram her.

"Ah!" Darkness made a disappointed noise.

"Find another time to indulge your hobby!" I reprimand Darkness about the way she carried herself here... it's not the appropriate time to indulge masochist tendencies, unless the male said so.

"Not fair Kurone! Not fair!" Darkness complained, causing adventurers to stare at us in confusion.

"Do you want to join Kazuma's party or not!? We need to impress him if we want to join!" I shouted at Darkness.

"Impressing Kazuma.... that's it! Thanks for the inspiration Kurone!" Darkness looked at scattered cabbages across the field and the sky, "Only one thing for me to do, Decoy!"

It seems Darkness activated some sort of skill because all of sudden a bunch of cabbages began swarming us.

"Darkness! What did you do!? Fireball!" I asked Darkness while shooting at the cabbages that almost hit me.

"Decoy! My skill to lure monsters to me and make me their primary target!" This nutcase of a masochist noble!

"I can't handle this many cabbages! Turn off your skill!" I demanded of

[Darkness.

As

](http://Darkness.As) I argued with Darkness, I paused as I noticed a magic circle forming around us. Seems like a powerful attack might be imminent.... Yabai...

"Darkness, turn off your skill! We need to get out of here!" I dragged Darkness by the collar, rushing to get out of ground zero.

"Ah, getting dragged is fine too." Moaned Darkness.

"Gah! Why are you so heavy?!" I tried to get as far as I could, but I was being slowed by having to carry Darkness' mass. Curse her gorilla-sized muscles!

"Don't call me heavy!" Darkness reflexively retorted. You are surprisingly maidenly in that department, Darkness.

"Tattoo Status Effect Creation: Strength Boost, 1-hour duration." I make a new status effect with a fist tattoo on my palm but the spell around us is almost complete, "High-speed boost! 1-hour duration."

So I used two status effects, which was just barely enough to get us out of the spell zone before the magic was fired, sending the two of us tumbling to the ground. I looked back to see what spell had almost been the cause of my second ****.

"WHO SHOT A FUCKING TACTICAL NUKE AT US!" I shouted at adventurers surrounding us that had stumbled around us, utterly flabbergasting by the sight of a fucking mushroom cloud where we were less than a minute ago. They were unable to respond, also staring in confusion at the sight.

The one who answered me was Kazuma, wordlessly pointing down at the little witch named Megumin that face planted to the ground.

"Ah~ that was an amazing explosion~" said Megumin dreamily.

THIS MIDGET DEFINITELY NEEDS CORRECTION!

After I created a stamina boost status effect with lightning tattoo to reinvigorate Megumin and ruthlessly drive to collect her own charred cabbages, we find ourselves back in guild hall at the same table after getting our share of money when the cabbage swarm subsided.

"Why does a mere cabbage taste so good? I don't get it." complained Kazuma as he ate cabbage stir fry.

"You're so skilled, Darkness! As expected of a Crusader! The cabbages couldn't break through your iron-wall defense no matter what they did." Praised Aqua toward Darkness.

"No, I didn't do much, I'm just really tough. I'm clumsy and slow so I can't really hit my target; my only strong point is shielding others…" Darkness awkwardly said, looking away in embarrassment.

"Don't ignore your own efforts Aqua, your Nature's Beauty was useful in keeping the cabbages fresh and keeping the other adventurers refreshed and hydrated, it was also a pretty good morale boost." Megumin praised Aqua as for how she kept cabbages fresh when transporting the harvest and caring for the adventurers afterwards.

"Fufufu, it's my responsibility as a goddess after all. Water from an Arch Priest is so pure~" shamelessly declared Aqua.

"Megumin had an impressive offensive magic. You took out the entire horde of monsters that were chasing after the cabbages right into town with just one explosion attack, all the other adventurers were shocked." Were there other monsters swarming us when Darkness activated her Decoy to lure cabbages? I remember seeing some more animal shaped courses afterward, so I guess she did help with them after all. I'm still planning on running some correction sex on her of course, but I can admit the small help.

"Kuku, no one could stand up to the power of my Explosion magic… But I didn't know Kurone could energize me after I cast Explosion, that was a surprise... Thanks to that, I could collect my own cabbage bounties." Surprisingly, Megumin seemed to view me in a good light despite me driving her hard to collect her own cabbages.

These three females chuckled at the praise getting thrown their way, but isn't this bad if only the females are getting praised? Kazuma deserved more after what we saw!

"It's nothing, that was just one of my buff skills I can use for the party... However, Kazuma was the most active one out of all of us! He carried Megumin back after my buff on her ran out of time and helped me in thinning the cabbages surrounding Darkness! He was definitely a hero!" There it is, time for me to praise Kazuma like a hero he was. He was the only male of the group, so he was automatically the most heroic and awesome of course.

"Stop it, it was no big deal." Kazuma bashfully said before looking to the side, but seemed to preen under the praise.

"… Yeah, when I was surrounded by cabbages and monsters, Kazuma showed up and captured all the cabbages attacking me. Thank you for rescuing me." So you can act normal Darkness when you're not in quest.

"Indeed, erasing your presence with Lurk, grasping the movement of the cabbages with Enemy Detection and surprising them with Steal from behind. That was just like an outstanding assassin-like move." Megumin unexpectedly analyzed and praised Kazuma's strategy in getting his cabbages.

Aqua finally finished her cabbages and casually placed her plate on the table.

She didn't get much cabbages because she was just chasing them without plan but dared to say:

"Kazuma, with my authority, I grant you the title of 'Elegant Cabbage Thief'."

"Shut up! I'll slap you if you call me that! Ah! Enough, why'd things turn out this way!?" This is what made Kazuma a prime master candidate, he is willing to slap a goddess even if he is hugging his head right now.

"Well then. I'm Darkness, a Crusader. Theoretically, my weapon's a two-handed sword, but don't count on it too much. I'm clumsy with my hands and tend to miss. But I'm good at being a tank, so please take care of me." Darkness declared as she stood up and bowed her head.

"If the party can would have me, I'm Kurone, a mage. I don't have much of an arsenal other than basic magic and two intermediate spells, but I can buff our party or debuff our enemy using a bunch of status effects if the situation arises. So please take care of me and Darkness." I also declared myself, there is no way I'm missing out on this party!

Aqua smiled leisurely, looking pleased.

"… Humph, our party's becoming great. I'm an Archpriest, Megumin's an Archwizard, and now we have the defensive specialist vanguard, the Crusader Darkness. Kurone as a mage and buff specialist is no slouch either. Three out of five members having top-tier jobs is rare, Kazuma! Do you know how lucky you are? You have to be grateful, okay?" Aqua proudly said.

Muehehehe... Kazuma is indeed lucky to have this party if he included me~ after all, I plan to make all females in this party his slavegirls to enjoy, even though I am planning to be his slavegirl. Darkness is already in my grasp, the goddess Aqua is his cheat item, and Megumin's spell is only one use and leaves her defenseless afterwards, all prime to take advantage of. It won't be so easy to bend their will into giving in Kazuma, but I will try after Kazuma made me his ****.

"Ugh… Ah, the feeling of being ravaged by cabbages and monsters is unbearable… I'm the only orthodox vanguard in this party, so don't hold back. Use me as bait or as a shield. If it's necessary, you can even abandon me as a sacrifice… Hmm! Just… just imagining that makes me tremble in excitement…!" Darkness moans as she imagined the scenario where she is ruthlessly used.

"Tone down your machochism Darkness, nevertheless, if you have me and Darkness in your party. Darkness will be our perfect tank to absorb damage while you can use me to buff the party or debuff the enemy. I can also shoot more than one magic, more useful than this one tactical nuke." I said proudly displaying my card to him, he eyed me suspiciously at my 'Charm' skill.

"You want a fight Kurone!" Megumin declared as she lightly punched my back, but I ignored her. Why were her punches so weak?

"Why do you have the charm skill?" Asked Kazuma.

"To boost my sales when working at the stall, my cheat has quite a wide range of effects." I explained.

"Quite the array you have there."

Kazuma gave me back my card after seeing my spell and status effect skill.

"Well then, Kazuma. I'll probably… No. I'll certainly be a bother to you, so don't hold back and lecture me viciously. Please take care of me from now on." Said Darkness as she extended her hand.

"Same for me. I don't know how to fully utilize my cheat ability, so tell me if you want specific status effects to use or test. Please take care of me too." I bowed towards Kazuma.

"Huft, at least we get a functioning cheat user in our party." He stared at my face a little bit before doing a thinking pose and muttered, "at least I don't need to suffer alone and maybe I can work with this foreigner, she looks normal and cute."

I don't need normalcy Kazuma, I need ****~ but there is no way I will say that right now.

After all, I need to destroy my party crusher reputation. So I will reserve my tactics when the both of us are alone.

Master Kazuma~ I'm coming for you~ I will make this party into your perfect **** harem paradise~