A career in...

"Changing chamber?" Joyce asked.

"Chamber." Jack pointed to the changing chamber.

Joyce walked around her podium and was joined by Jack on the way to the changing chamber.

"So what do you do, Joyce?" Jack asked.

"I run a small art gallery in Sunnydale, California. Giving new artist a cahnce to shine. Exposure is my specialty."

"Is it hard being a small business owner?"

Joyce teeter tottered a hand back and forth, "Ennnh. Ups and downs. But if you love what you do..."

"Do you love the arts?" Jack asked as he opened the chamber.

"Oh sure." Joyce nodded happily.

"If at all possible do you want a career that is still related to the arts?" Jack asked as he guided her into the changing chamber. "Exposing people and all that?"

"Of course. I love the arts. Its why I got a degree in art history. Hate to have wasted all that money on college for nothing." Joyce shrugged. She waved to the audience as Jack shut the door to the Changing Chamber, "Seeya soon."

"Okay, folks, time to write in what you want Joycie's new job to be. As usual we will tabulate the votes and see what Joycie wins." Jack smiled at the audience. The spotlights turned pink and swept over the audience and stage while the audience got busy writing.

After a few minutes of jaunty music there was a bell that went ding. The spotlights went from pink to white and centered back on the changing chamber. Jack cracked the door on the chamber and swung it wide with a flourish. Joyce stepped out and looked around curiously. She waved at the audience and Jack and Chrissi.

Jack consulted the cards his hand and smugly anounced, "Well, it seems the fine folks here thought Joycie should stay a small buiness owner but try a different type of exposure. Art is still her calling its just a different sort of art. Her main business and professional calling is that of a pornographer. Joycie, in this modern world you are a pioneer of web pornography. You write, direct and star in your own very special movies. Very successful movies too, it seems."

"Uh-huh. Yup. Thats me." Joyce blinked. Blinked again and slowly nodded her head. "I... I mean... I do like sex. Like... a lot. A lot, a lot. I love sex, really. And I like art. And porn is the art of sex, soooo... there you go."

"Mmmhhhh. You dont say." Jack bobbed his head and smirked at the audience.

"And its, like, a billion dollar industry. That's... " Joyce absently ticked her fingers and mouthed along as she counted silently. "A lotta money."

"It is." Jack waved her back to the podium. "So how did you get started in porn, Joycie?"

"I did nude modeling for photographers. Back in college." Joyce answered, "But then I got married and stopped. But when I got divorced I reached out to a bunch of old friends just to say hey, and one of my olds friends was taking photos for Penthouse. One thing led to another and I shot some pictures. And with the web exploding I decided to try and control my own destiny, y'know." Joyce shrugged walking to her podium.

"I probably would have gone bust without a little help from Buffy's cute little friend Willow. That girl has been a life saver when it comes to the website." Joyce smiled sweetly, "And she's got such a cute little body, too. If she ever wants to I could make her a star like that!" Joyce snapped her fingers loudly.

Jack chuckled, "Well, Joycie, its time to choose again. What case do you want?"