It Isn’t Funny

Hazel's close friend Tammy had a wide grin on her face as she finished her tale. “You should have been there. It was hilarious. Caleb just stood over her with his arms crossed and glared at her while she licked the floor clean.”

June walked in the room as the women present burst into laughter. She put her hands on her hips and angrily shouted, “Caleb did what?!”

Hazel’s friend Tammy looked at June like she wanted to sink through the floor rather than meet her glare.

Unlike Tammy, Hazel knew why her mother was angry about what she just overheard. June wasn't mad that someone else licked his cum off the ground. She was mad because she thought her son ordered someone else to do it. The day Hazel's brother first fucked their grandmother Betty, Caleb ordered June and Lori to lick his cum off the floor. June had been stunned by his order, but she didn't hesitate more than a few seconds. It was the ultimate slutty act, allowing June to show her son her devotion to his sexual desires, no matter what they were. As far as she was concerned, only the harem members were worthy of being ordered to perform such whorishly degrading acts for their Master and King, especially if he were going to stand above them and watch for his own enjoyment.

Everyone knew June loved a good spanking. Most of the harem members knew of June's desire to be her son's sex ****, a desire they all shared. What many of them didn't know was that June had been spending a large amount of her free time with Melissa, learning how to be a proper slut sub. She was learning everything Melissa, with April's help, could teach her about sexual degradation.

Hazel’s spoke in defense of her brother and her friend. “Chill out Mom. Tammy is talking about Kesha, and Caleb didn't order her do it. That was all her. Kesha isn't worthy of being a **** to our master.”

June began moving again, allowing Kathy and Lori to enter behind her. “Oh, well then. Kesha's a bitch. I’m sorry I overreacted. Finish your story Tammy, or better yet, start from the beginning.”

Tammy was intimidated by June. June was gorgeous and full of kindness, grace, and poise. But Tammy had Hazel's best friend for years, so she also knew about June’s sometimes volcanic temper. “Um, well I have remedial biology class with Kesha, and today the teachers brought Caleb in to demonstrate a proper stretch and breeding. When he was breeding one of the teachers, Caleb pulled out and sprayed us down with his cum. It was pretty awesome.”

Tammy stood and grabbed Hazel's dildo. She held it at her crotch and stroked it like it was a cock, aiming it this way and that as if she were shooting cum. “When he began shooting his cum at us, the boys in class dived for the back of the room, and us girls were tripping over them hoping to get a cum covering. Caleb got me good. I had it all over my face and shirt. I got to wear some of his cum on my shirt all day. My friends were super jealous.”

“Anyway, Caleb got cum everywhere. It was on our desks, our faces, our hair, our clothes, and he got it on the floor too. We all started kissing and licking it off each other. Kesha snuck up behind me and licked some off my cheek. There is no way I wanna share with that bitch, so I pushed her away. The whole front of the classroom was kind of a mad house. I think I was the only girl in class that had Caleb's cum before today, so they were in bit of a frenzy. Kesha couldn't get to any of the other girls Caleb covered, so she started licking it off the floor like some of the girls that didn't get any were doing. I wanted to burst with laughter. I've never seen so many women **** for cum. But to see Kesha lowering herself to slurping it off the floor was fucking funny as hell. Especially with Caleb standing over her like that. I could just imagine him kicking her in the butt.”

Heads nodded as they each imagined what it must have been like. Every woman in the room would agree that Caleb’s cum belonged on them or in them. It was one of the main tenets of the Sisterhood religion, but even for the non-religious women in the harem, none of them would be happy to see it spilled on the floor.

Holly frowned, "Wait a minute. I thought it was a sin to get cum on the floor. Isn't that why Zack got locked in a cock cage by his mom?"

Sonia and Helena both began to speak at the same time. Sonia tried to defer to her superior, but Helena said, "No, no. You're the family priestess. I'm just a guest. This is your congregation, so I'll let you explain."

"Thank you Mother Superior." Sonia said with a slight bow from where she sat.

Helena scowled but her tone suggested she was being playful, "Now don't start that again. I'm here as Helena Tafferty, not Mother Superior. I am not here in any official role. I am here as Caleb and Kathy's guest, friend, and sometimes lover."

Kathy was seated crosswise on June's lap, the two of them cuddling with their arms around each other. Kathy smiled at Helena and said, "You are always welcome here Helena, just so long as you bring plenty of friends for Caleb to stretch and breed."

Helena smirked, "Speaking of... Holly dear, we haven't forgotten about you, but this is important. Kathy. You, June, and Lori were gone for several hours. You missed a nice little breeding party."

Helena had noticed their absence early in the orgy. A closer look at Kathy revealed her eyes were a bit puffy, her makeup appearing applied in a hurry. Helena was extremely curious to know what they had been doing. Without pause, she finished speaking, "June, you can expect another payment from the Sisterhood in the next few days. Caleb was kind enough to breed all three of the senior priestesses I brought with me. He bred a number of Lotus Sisters as well. I'm rather impressed. Caleb seems to have learned quiet quickly how to breed multiple women at the same time."

June caught Helena's fishing expedition, but she ignored it. The last people that needed to know about the watch was the sisterhood. "It's nice to hear my son was a good host while we were gone. Of course, he had Sonia and Mary here to keep an eye on things." She looked around and said "Where is Caleb anyway?"

Mary chuckled and said, "He's outside with Chris and Amanda. They decided not to wait on Kathy for their evening stroll through the gardens."

Kathy leaped off June's lap and blurted, "Shit. I totally forgot."

As Kathy headed for the door to the den, Chloe stood and called out, "If you don't mind, I'll go with you Kathy. It's getting dark out."

Kathy waited long enough for Chloe to close her robe and the two left holding hands. The butler had been seated on one end of the couch, her tits still out after breastfeeding Betty and Lottie.

Sonia turned her head back to Holly and said, "To answer your question from earlier, intent matters. Caleb intended to gift the women in class with his cum, so it isn't a sin if some of it spilled onto the ground. From what Tammy said, the girls cleaned it up, and it got into their bellies anyway. It's not an ideal solution to lick his cum up off the floor, but Caleb's cum is such high quality, that I'm not surprised women that have never had it, or only had a small taste, would be willing to lick a floor clean to get it."

June nodded as she said, "I've done it, and so has my sister. Even though I'm not religious like Lori and Sonia, I still don't like to see cum go to waste, especially my son's. Caleb produces a lot, and his ejaculations have a good deal of power behind them. He can shoot it out to a distance that most men simply can't. It's not surprising that it gets everywhere. At this point, we all know that getting it on the floor is expected."

Mary added her own thoughts, "Holly dear, we have a super abundance of the highest quality cum in our home. But many women are not as lucky as we are to have a King that has been so blessed. You all know about the struggles my family went through before Caleb came along. We could barely afford enough cum to keep us healthy. We never had money left over for any extra. Just keeping my girls in clothes that fit was a struggle."

She looked over at Tammy and said, "I fully understand why some of your classmates would lick cum off the floor, anyone's cum, not just Caleb's. A month ago, I would have been on the floor with them, desperately trying to save what I could for my girls. You might find it funny to see women licking his cum off the floor, but I don't. It isn't funny, and I'll bet everything I have that Caleb doesn't think it was funny either. Caleb is... I can't put in to words how much he means to me. And to my family. Everything good that has come our way the last few weeks came from him. He is the kindest, most generous person I have ever met in my entire life. He has blessed us in so many ways, it's hard to count them all. He gives so much of himself, and doesn't ask for anything in return. He..."

Mary became overwhelmed with emotion and couldn't go on. June moved to sit beside her and hugged her tightly. Tammy apologetically stammered, "I'm sorry Mary. I didn't mean to-"

June cut her off, "It's fine dear. I'm sure Mary isn't upset with you. She just has a biased opinion about my son. He isn't as perfect as Mary thinks he is."

She lifted Mary's head and said, "Now what brought that on? Hmmm?"

Mary knew she couldn't tell June that she listened in to the end of the conversation in the bomb shelter. She'd only understood June's words, but it was enough for her to piece together what new blessings Caleb had given them. She knew they were keeping Caleb's anti-aging blessing, and the blessing that made them harder to kill, a secret. She could even guess as to why. Caleb's cum was already incredibly valuable, and both Kathy and June were offended by the idea of selling it. If word of the anti-aging blessing got out, Caleb's cum would at least double in value.

But it would hurt their relationship if June found out Mary had been eavesdropping. "I just love him so much, you know. I'm head over heels in love with my daughter's fiancé. I just... You're right. I am biased. I'm just super grateful for everything he's done. I can't picture him the way Tammy described. It was almost like she made him sound... evil. That's not Caleb. That's not the man I fell in love with. Lottie believes Kathy is an Angel, but she's wrong. If anyone around here is an Angel, it's Caleb."

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