...okay, maybe not her. (Freeuse World Route)

...okay, maybe not Sarah. I may be a pervert, but I have some limitations. For example, my cousin. Still blood-related, so that was a big no no.

"Max, that's my cousin."

"So?"

I stared at him for a few seconds.

After a bit, the penny dropped and Max snapped his fingers dramatically. "Ohhh, the human opinion on **** is still pretty bad, huh? Fair, fair, very fair. Okay, maybe I'll give you a basic ability that doesn't need much of a tutorial. Oh! I know!"

Then a floating screen popped up in front of my face.

"WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!"

Max chuckled. "My bad, my bad. The jumpscare always gets them. This is your very own Wish-Interface, which is basically your video game 'options' menu."

"You've played video games?"

"Being stuck in the jar doesn't render me powerless. I just summoned the best console available and have been grinding for as long as video games have existed."

"Cool."

I then took a moment to look at the floating screen. It read:

Ability: Freeuse World Level 1 Unlocked!

"Freeuse World?"

"Reasonably self-explanatory! Just say the command 'Freeuse World' and for 10 minutes, the entire world becomes freeuse for you and you only! The world will move on as per normal and nothing will change drastically - all you need to do is activate it, fuck, then it'll deactivate itself!" Max was grinning as though he was the one with the power to fuck all the women in the world. Meanwhile, I was contemplating. This was genuinely a broken ability. Max was right - no tutorial needed. I'll just go seek out my first victim. But who?

First thought - Raine fucking McClane. That stuck-up bitch definitely has it coming. But then again, what if I fucked something up? She could potentially destroy me with the power of the principal on her side. She was a bitch, but I wasn't dumb enough to go too far...until I knew I could get away with it. I thought back to Sarah, but...still a no. Just...no.

The sounds of quiet contemplation echoed throughout the room. In fact, the sounds of quiet contemplation kinda sounded like rumbling.

Wait. That was rumbling.

"Max, you're invisible, right?"

"Yep."

"I think there's a truck pulling up outside. And we're gonna check it out."