His crush (alternate version, she's into him)

He couldn't believe it, in this seedy fetish club, looking him up and down was his crush, and student reporter for the Local College, Penny Plain. He was interviewed by her for the Local College's Student Newspaper a few weeks ago. Penny really stood out among all of the women in the club who were wearing fetish wear or lingerie. She looked extremely bookish in her green plaid jumper dress with a long sleeve white turtle neck underneath and thick black leggings and black leather penny shoes, she was also wearing her thick green horn-rimmed glasses with her red hair pulled tightly back in a bun.

"Geez Louise!" squealed Penny while looking up and down Sidekick Boy's naked body, "A dressed up as Side Kick Boy is the keenest! I interviewed him for the college paper almost a month ago and I could barely keep it together I was getting so hot and bothered! I really wanted to see him naked! I'm so glad I took this assignment!"