R.O.B.'s and an Eldritch Gift-Giver

I fell through the void for some time, though I obviously had no watch to check just how long. I felt a... shudder, I guess, of the space around me, and somehow instinctually knew that something had interrupted my fall. I landed, as though gently let down by a giant hand, into a yellow void. Whether it was because of the interruption, or because of the different way I was teleported, i.e. falling, I arrived with an almost complete sensory deprivation.

The slap of flesh together, the musk of sex, and the moaning of females. These senses came to me faster than my sight, yet what I saw only confirmed my suspicion. An, objectively speaking, attractive man with a ridiculously oversized cock was fucking four women that just screamed BIMBO, not that I was complaining, you would have to be completely asexual to not want to look at them. They were covered in cum, no doubt from the lucky bastard-

"What! It's not bastard, it's being, Random Omnipotent Being, you know R.O.B." The man said suddenly, stopping an intense makeout with one of the ladies, a redhead.

"Wait, can you read my thoughts!?" I don't know where I am, but it doesn't matter, reading my thoughts was rude no matter the place.

"Well yeah, but you obviously know that I can and I don't really have a way of stopping myself from reading unshielded minds."

"What do you mean, that I would obviously know?"

"You are the one that wished for more options in your CYOAs so that you can truly live out your fantasy, and are aware that random being like myself thrust unknowing saps like yourself into CYOAs either for entertainment or just to fuck with you, but don't fear bec-"

"I did not wish for that and I have no idea what you are talking about."

He looked shocked, actually stopping his thrusting into the dark skinned bimbo for a whole two seconds while squinting his eyes at me. I felt for a second a wave of... consideration flow through me. When he stopped squinting, he resumed thrusting, much to the enjoyment of the woman.

"Well, Frack, look, I can't be arsed to track down the version of you that did, and I can feel that you are being sent to a grand adventure, so you lucked out. I'll give you a few fun abilities to aid you on your journey, all you have to do is tell me which ones you want from this list here." he waved towards a stack of papers, which sat on a simple wooden table that I had not seen before. "fill out this survey." he waved his hand and a much smaller stack of papers appeared. "And you will be all set. I'm number one in customer service and satisfaction by the way, and for good reason! No other R.O.B. can match my deal, I assure you!"

"What grand ad-"

"Ah ah ah, I can't say, nor can I talk about anything that interferes with beings like me or anything meta." Meta, what the hell does that me-, you know what, I don't want to know.

"Very well, I might as well accept." As soon as I was finish, in a flash I was seated at the table, and I noticed that the man and the women were a little bit farther away yet totally silent, undoubtedly with magic. Customer service my ass.

I looked down and realize that the flash that put me at the table, also made the leather chair that I was sitting in. Disregarding the weirdness of all this, I looked at my options.

Chains of Olympus-x2

EASY MODE: 48 points

DRAWBACKS: Unbowed+2, Swelling+2, Hyperfertility+4, Double Trouble+2

IMMORTALITY: Reincarnation-1, Sexual-1

PERKS: Porn Physics-2, Casanova-1, Offspring-2, Inheritance-2, Cumbrosia-2, Harem-3, Adjustable Fluids-1, Fuckmaids-1, Sustenance-1, Toggle Fertility-2, Extra CYOA-7, CYOAplus-1, Double Your CYOA Fun-12

POINTS REMAINING: 19

I filled out the papers and the survey, and once I was done they flashed away. I looked at the man who was now a little closer who was about to speak once more, however before a single sound came from his slightly opened mouth, I fell once more. The same instinctual knowledge telling me that another interference had occurred. A flash filled my vision as I fell, bringing with it memories from a past life. Not my own, but from past incarnations of the Deluge. The visions were blurry and hard to bring up, yet I remembered enough to know that the feeling I felt when something was interrupting the place I was in or what I was doing, was merely my soul reacting to a sudden and unwelcomed pull. I only knew that because that incarnation of the Deluge had spent many years researching what occurred to him, in the hope of leaving the world he landed on. I pitied that man, for what I can remember of that world could be described in two words, **** femdom.

Like before, the falling stopped abruptly and yet the sensation wasn't jarring. I was not greeted by a fivesome in the middle of sex this time, instead, in front of me was a sexy dark-skinned, exotic white-haired, and bare-chested woman... with cat ears? She wore what appeared to be a belly dancers uniform, which included teal cloth and golden jewelry. While examining her loin cloth, which somewhat hid what laid beneath, a cats tail lazily moving behind her caught my eye. All in all, a very beautiful lady who was pressing all the right buttons, I wonder if her ears are erogenous zones like some hentai has theorized?

"Hail and well met! I am a R.O.B., or Random Omnipotent Bitch!" She raised her hands in the air and waited, her gaze fixed onto the black void around us. After a few seconds of nothing, and looking around to make sure there was nothing, I realized she was waiting for me.

"I thought it was Random Omnipotent Being?" I raised a single eyebrow.

"Being? What ridiculous notion is- oh wait you met HIM." She lowered her arms and rolled her eyes. "It has been decided many times by the council of R.O.B's and other major powers in existence that those of our kind will be called bastards if male or bitch if female." As she said bitch, she raised her right hand to twist her nipple, in such a way as though to emphasize a point.

"Isn't that kind of... demeaning?" I asked.

"That's the point the asshole with a stick up his ass doesn't get. It might be a little thing, but its one of very few things that stops us from taking ourselves too seriously. We don't have as much restrictions that other powerful beings do and sometimes that leads to... problems. However, enough about that!" She adopted a seductive smirk. "While he may have offered some nice powers, they pale in comparison to the ones I offer, which only make sence as I was the one the started the unique idea of giving lewd powers to deserving mortals!" She spoke with passion and I couldn't help but prefer her to the other guy. "That's the spirit and if you wouldn't mind putting that on the survey, it would be amazing!"

"You can read my thoughts too?"

"I try not to as a matter of courtesy, yet unshielded minds yell their thoughts louder than their words, sorry babe." I looked into her eyes and actually believed her sincerity, I really need to find a way to shield my mind.

"Before I see what you can offer, how would the survey review work exactly? I don't know his real name, so I can't say that I prefer you over him. After all, whoever the person is that looks at the survey won't know who I'm talkin about."

"Don't worry, when you write R.O.B. while thinking of a specific being than any R.O.B. who reads it will know who you wrote about." I raised my eyebrow at that but then shrugged. Not the craziest thing I have learned since my dinner with Zynthia was interrupted.

"All righty, let's get this show on the road, unless you can tell me what the other dude couldn't, like what's coming my way." I asked, hoping but not really expecting her to tell me, it doesn't hurt to try.

"Nope, same reason that R.O.B. probably didn't, I can't interfere with the plans of other beings directly, giving you these powers are pretty much the only exception to the rule." She said with her seductive smile still there. "Now then, of the options that I will give you, you can choose three powers. actually hold on, I am an omnipotent goddess, not a genie. six powers that you desire, take that genies of the universe!" When she said the last part, she quickly glanced to the side, yet when I looked it was still a black void. However before anything happened, I felt a burn on my arm and then the R.O.B. spoke again, turning to look at me in confusion. "Twe- Twelve choices, yeah, that's like four times better than genies." The R.O.B. muttered, seeming confused and distracted.

A blinding flash later, I was sitting at a table on a comfortable stool, looking at the papers that the... Cat lady gave me. They all possess hot pictures and below the pictures were the description of the powers. The Cat lady in question was right behind me, pressing her breasts into my back and laying her chin on my shoulder, the confusion gone like it never happened, and reading with me. it was nice and somewhat romantic.

Chains of Olympus-x2

PERKS: Sexually cured diseases, Jumbo Jugs, Twinning, Muff(le) Diving, Ass Big Ass Necessary, Cocktail, Wibbly Wobbly Sexy Wexy, Virgin Killer, Gymnastics, Clean Holes, Edgelord, Fuck the Goddess

"Wait for real, you actually mean it?" She stood up and backed up a step, sounded far more surprised than I thought.

"You put the option in, did you think there was even a slight chance that I would say no?" I stood from the stool which disappeared with the table, and turned towards her. I couldn't possibly contain my dumbfounded expression, who would pass on her.

"I-well, when a R.O.B. remains a virgin for as long as I, and have seen as many mortals pass by the same option again and again, one loses hope." She gained a mournful expression and looked away, a foreign sight that seemed so wrong.

"Wh-why would anyone pass the chance, much less multiple people. Were they blind?" I asked honestly, truly confused at such an action.

"I don't know, honestly, at first I thought that other R.O.B.'s were just uncomfortable with being close to others of their kind, so none of them wanted each other. But then other entities on a similar power level as I, also never showed interest to my advances, though I told myself that they merely didn't want to associate with an R.O.B. which isn't an impossible idea as there are many beings that are uncomfortable around us. I realize I was just kidding myself when, in an act of desperation after thousands of years of not finding a lover or even just a quick fuck, I gave a mortal the option to fuck me, and, and he said no." She spoke all this with a defeated tone. "I have accepted that something about me specifically is... unacceptable, to men, and that I will forever be denied the coveted title of Waifu that I have read about on mortal websites. I suppose I always could have tried going after women, but I saw no point, since they probably would've rejected me too. I kept the option there out of sheer habit but never expected anyone to choose it. I- I would understand if you wish to take back your choice, now that you know about my history. I'm sure you don't want to be with someone who others find repulsive." She finished in a hollow voice, yet she met my eyes once more and **** another seductive smirk on. It fell and was replaced with a shocked expression when I moved.

My lips were on hers, gentle, waiting for her to react. After a number of seconds she pressed back, urgent and seeking. The kiss went on for minutes, and before I attempted to use tongue and alleviate her ridiculous notions of being unattractive, she broke the kiss quickly.

"My first kiss, finally taken!" She spoke with such joy, tears of happiness trailing down her face. Before I could say anything, she smashed our lips together again, using far more **** than the first time. I was about to match her ferocity, yet a weird feeling grew at the back of my head. A feeling that she must have sensed, because she pulled back again, this time with fear and concern on her face.

"NO!! Not yet, please not yet!" She spoke and the feeling dimmed, yet I felt it start to grow again. "Something seeks to talk to you before your adventure starts. I can't stop whoever it is as the deal has already been struck between us, and by treaty I can't hold you any longer." She said, a look of frustration also marring her face.

"Yet our deal ISN'T done, I was promised a chance to show you just how sexy you truly are, and I am a man of my word." I spoke with conviction, angry at whatever was trying to get to me for ruining the moment. I also felt nauseous as whatever was pulling me away was starting to react negatively to the fact that I was staying.

"Don't worry babe, I shall appear on the world with you and we can finish what we started." She said, frustration forgotten in the way of happiness, her soft hands cupping my cheeks. "I won't have access to all of my powers, but I swear to give you all that I am. I will even learn how to cook and do laundry! I-I promise to be the best Waifu in existence, just you watch!" She stated and then leaned in for a final kiss. Her soft lips the last sensation before I fell again.

I landed, as though being submerged in a pleasantly cold bowl of jelly, the nausea fading away. It took a few seconds for my eyes to adjust to the change in light and when it had, I couldn't but be shocked at what I saw standing before me.

It stood at nine feet tall, with grey skin that had leather wrapped around his forearm, biceps, and shins, and a tattered cloak was around his neck. White eyes with no pupils adorned the head that possessed no hair. He didn't have a human mouth, merely five grey tentacles that slowly turned red towards the tips. It could be mistaken for a beard of tentacles were it not the movements of them clearly showing a prehensile nature. It had human enough hands and feet, and even human genitalia, as large and grey as it was.

"It is I, Golthuem, the giver of eldritch gifts! I am a generous god and I have found that you are in need of my generosity, mortal! You live a boring and meaningless life, you are desperately in need of some mind worms!" He boasted with a mix of pride and joy, raising his hands in the air. The tentacles on his face twitching and turning in a way that indicated a mouth was behind them, speaking the booming words that echoed around the grey void. "Yes, you heard that right mortal! Mind Worms! They are a parasitic organism that will take control over the hosts mind, but if you squish them and drink their juices, then recite a eldritch incantation, well eldritch to you, then you shall become a Mindslaver! A Mindslaver is a mortal with the power to subjugate mortal minds and turn them into slaves. This process has also made your breath smell really fresh, gave you a fit body that does not require exercise to gain or maintain, and has granted everlasting youth!" He finished with joy and then looked at me, as though waiting for a response of some kind. Luckily for him, I indeed have a response.

"What do you ask in return for all this?" I highly doubted that this was truly free, even if he called himself a giver of gifts.

"Nothing! It cost nothing for me to do this and it wouldn't be called a gift if I asked for something in return." He stated, and even though I shouldn't, I believed him. Yet I didn't trust this feeling of trust that I had towards him, after all, if there was one similarity that all eldritch beings possess, it was the ease with which they could influence the mind. "I harbor no ill will towards you and will even let you pass onwards towards your destiny, no hassle included. I advise you though, think of the powers I offer, powers that no one else can offer, powers that shall aid you greatly in the trials to come. Before you ask, no, I am bound, like all the other powerful enough entities in the Multiverse, to not speak of the machinations of others. Yet I assure you, and no doubt you can agree, the worth of truly loyal companions can not be dismissed." He finished, a feeling of finality washed over me. Whether trust worthy or not, his word of not getting in my way 'felt' true enough, and my powers even confirmed it. I shrugged my shoulders, as I already drank the juice so might as well go all in.

"Very well, I accept your gift, thank you.".

"See, that wasn't as bad as you thought, now was it. Now you will develop your mind control powers and I'll walk you through it. I'll project my mind onto yours and make a visual representation of your powers in a format that is comprehensible to a mortal such as yourself. You have fourteen Mind-" He paused, and I felt the burn of the chains on my arm and then he resumed. "Fifty-six, yes, fifty-six Mindslaver points to spend and you must have zero or more at the end of this!"

Chains of Olympus-2x, Double your CYOA Fun-2x= Fifty-Six Points

MEANS OF CONTROL: Ritual-1, Parasite (stage three)-4, Contract (stage two)-2

**** TYPES: **** ****-1, Conditioned ****-1, Unaware ****-1

BOONS: Sensitivity-1, Lactation-1, Fuckable Nipples-1, Stretchy-1, Fuckable Urethra-1, Age Manipulation-1, Induce Fetish-1, Gender Swap-1, Cum Addiction-1, Pause-1, Triggers-1, Immortality-2, Hammer Space-3, Orgasm Control-1, Tireless Servant-1, Self-Hypnosis-1, Shared Senses-1, Hive Mind-3, Maid Training-1, Combat Training-3, Magic Training-2, Charm-1, Fertility-1

POWERS: Illusionist-1, Pocket Dimension-3, Summoning-1, Dream Weaving-2, Flesh Sculptor-5, Alchemy-1, Drone creation-2

DRAWBACKS: Cosmic Alignment+4, Eldritch Horror+4, Deus Vult+2, Sign of Influence+2, Unnatural Aura+2, Star Guardians+4, The Abyss+4, Void Maidens+10

PACTS:

Nemesis Pact+10, Since I was more of a 'convert the enemies to your side' kind of guy, so all I will have to do is make sure whatever enemy I get doesn't die, and just enjoy life from that point onwards.

Slaver's Pact+10, As the near infinite children I will make, mixed with my Inheritance power, will make this deal easy to complete, callous though it might be.

Holy Grail Pact+8, Because having both Artoria becoming mine and getting the chance of having a wish fulfilled was more of a boon than a drawback, but I'll take the added power anyways!

Pact of Comfyness+10, As this isn't really a hindrance, considering the whole cloning myself infinitely deal.

Goltheum... rumbled in satisfaction at my choices and made a slip of something resembling paper appear from thin air.

"I can't place my tendril on it, yet you are more powerful than usual, perfect! Examine this list, those names are your targets. You don't have to claim them, again, this is a gift to you, no obligations attached besides the pacts you took. However, if you do decide to get these girls, you will be most pleased with them, I assure you!" I took the 'paper' from his hands and tried my hardest to ignore the slimy, un-papery nature of what I was holding. I admired the pictures that was shown, looked at the names, and also the pertinent information about them. I looked at the tentacle men in the eyes with a great, mostly not ****, smile.

"You got yourself a deal!" I sensed that the eldritch entity was greatly pleased with my words, even if the only sign was a curling of his tentacle beard. We exchanged no more words, for at the moment that the word 'deal' was said, I was suddenly pulled back into a familiar void. Not the beige one, but the white void that Chloe was in, made obvious by the copious amount of cum that was flooding the ground. I looked towards where I suddenly knew the original me was, and when our(my) eyes meet, there was a flash of light and a yell from Chloe.