Life of a froggy

“Ughhh…frog life fucking sucks so much. I feel like my body temperature is constantly changing from hot to cold like motherfucking heat flashes,” Lexie said to Barbie. What she actually said was, “Crooo croooak…”

“Oh Lexie, I wish I could understand those sad little croaks but I hope that I’m helping you even a little bit,” Barbie said nestling her little frog friend in her chest.

“Croak!” (Thank you, Barbie…)

“I’ll take that as a thank you. Are you hungry? I know Tania said flies and other things but I doubt you actually have the appetite of a frog,” Barbie said getting up and heading to the fridge. They could hear the hustle and bustle of the other girls as they seemed to be freaking out about something.

“SHE’S GONE!” Someone screamed and they see Abbie on her knees on the ground.

“Ribbit ribbit…” (Oh fuck me…what happened now?) Barbie escorted them over and got to Abigail’s level.

“What’s wrong, Abbie baby?”

“That bi…she took Sophie somewhere…Leilani is back to normal but my wife is completely missing…” She said before the tears started. Lexie hopped off and gave almost a purr as she nestled herself in the country girl’s bosom.

Crooooak…(This is all our fault, Abs…I’m so sorry…)

“How about we get a snack and you can tell me everything that happened…” Barbie said grabbing her froggy back and helping her friend up.

“I need to find her now!” Abigail said erractically. “I’ll hunt that…” A firm slap across her face froze her as the room went silent. Lexie watched silently with her little froggy mouth agape at what Barbie had just done.

“Get your shit together, Abigail!” She said intensely for just a moment before returning to her normal playful attitude. “Sorry I thought I would try to do what Lexie would have done. Do you approve?”

A little froggy nod had them giggling as Abigail spoke, “You’re right…Lexie has it so much harder than us but she is keeping it together.” She gave Lexie a satisfying pet as a thank you.

“All I’m saying is we can only control what we can control. Sophie would be mad at you if she knew you were just freaking out and causing chaos. Get some food in your belly and then plan your next step. I guarantee my lovely wife is already game planning while we speak,” Barbie said with her signature smirk. “What do you feel like having, Lexie?”

“Croak croak!” She said as she extended her tongue towards the bread. (Oh shit! I didn’t know I could do that! Maybe I do have a way to communicate after all…)

Tania reentered the room and smiled, “I would be happy to make you all sandwiches as an act of good faith. Any idea what Lexie would like? A fly sandwich?”

“You can just butter some toast. It’s her favorite,” Barbie said as she grabbed a slice and shoved it in the toaster. “So when are we gonna get you out of those clothes and into our uniform?”

“Feisty one, aren’t you? I did ask my boss about it and surprisingly he would think on it,” Tania said with a chuckle as she expertly made multiple sandwiches.

“Dang! Well you are saying there’s a shot so I’m excited for the prospect,” Barbie said taking a seat with a piece of toast that had been buttered. She placed down Lexie and allowed her to eat her food. Tania handed both of them a plate of food and finished making sandwiches for the rest of the women.

“I’ll be right back, ladies. Just gonna deliver some food to the others,” Tania said grabbing a serving platter with the stacks of sandwiches.

“Hey Lex~How do you feel about Tania?” Barbie asked. “Think she’s hot like I do?” Lexie shook her head no. “Oh you don’t? What do you think?”

“Croak ribbit!” (Something’s off about her…she seems way too fucking comfortable with so many naked women around…)

“I wish we had a froggy translator,” Abigail said. “She is definitely trying to tell us something.” Lexie scanned the kitchen for anything to convey her message. (Pepper? No. Apples? Not quite…Horseradish! Perfect!)

She focused on her target and fired her tongue at the jar. Her tongue stuck right to it as she pulled it in. “Horseradish? That stuff’s gnarly,” Barbie said with a a chuckle.

Abigail grabbed it and opened it as the smell, “Oh man that stinks so bad…” She stared at both of them.

“She is right…something does stink…” Barbie said while eating her sandwich. “Don’t worry my smart little Lexie. I’ve been keeping an extra close eye but I will be needing your help with getting some proof.”

“Ribbit!” Lexie happily said. (She actually ribbited out of excitement…)