The Concierge

The glitches arrival in London was about as smooth as it could reasonably be for a dozen naked women. Lucy's presence was certainly a major help - having the UK's number one naked reality TV star in the group made things a lot easier for everyone. She happily stopped to sign autographs, pose for selfies and explained to anyone who asked that her friends were starring in a new series she was making. The other star of the show was Barbie, who had laid on a limousine for them to jump into straight from the airport. Around half an hour and a swift glass of champagne later, they were pulling into the gates of a property so impressive that it looked like a lesser member of the Royal Family could have resided there. It was entirely possible one had at some point in the past.

"Oh man this place is incredible! It's a palace!" Tina enthused.

"I literally feel like Royalty!" Abigail added "I mean, if Royalty travelled around naked"

"Look at the size of this place Lexie!" Barbie cooed to the frog resting comfortably in her cleavage "This is a big enough place for a human to live. Just think how much space there will be for you to hop about in!"

As they got out of the car, the glitches realised they were not alone. There was a young woman waiting for them at the entrance. Was this an estate agent? That seemed doubtful as she was way too expensively dressed for that. She appeared completely unruffled by the sight of a dozen naked women climbing out of the limousine. Barbie couldn't help but wonder if this was that famous British reserve in action as she approached the mysterious stranger.

"Well Hello there!" Barbie sauntered over, extending her hand.

"It'a a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm Tania Petras. Are you Cassandra?"

It was immediately clear to all the Americans in the party that this girl did not talk like any of the UK glitches. She was incredibly well spoken, like an aristocrat. From close up it was also apparent that Tania was very beautiful, though it was almost as if she tried to hide that to appear professional instead. She wore glasses, a suit that teased but completely covered what seemed a flawlessly toned physique and her dark blonde hair was neatly tied back. Barbie was already a little bit in love with her.

"No, I'm Barbie, I'm the one paying for this place. And what are you my darling, the estate agent?"

"I'm the concierge" Tania smiled obligingly "I'm here on behalf of the owner. I'm on call during your stay here to provide you with anything you need"

"Well aren't you just a superstar!" Barbie giggled "Like a sexy butler!"

"Oh, that's not quite my role here" Tania was unthrown by the aggressive flirting "I don't live on the property. But you have my number, you can call me any time"

"You can count on that beautiful!"

"Perfect. Is there anything I can do to help you settle in now?"

"This place has a bar, right? Then why don't you join us for a celebratory drink"

"Drinking on the job, I really shouldn't" Tania hesitated for a moment before breaking into a smile "But I won't tell anyone if you don't!"

Not long after, Barbie was cosying up to her new best friend at the bar while most of the group excitedly explored the vast mansion they were now living in.

"Barbs did tell the concierge girl she is married, right?" Cassie wondered to Sophie as Lucy headed straight to her room with Leilani. A whole transatlantic plane ride was an awful long time not to be able to use her vibrating wife.

"You know what I love about you Brits, Tania? You are so polite. You haven't even mentioned that we are all naked"

"Are you? I hadn't noticed" Tania joked dryly "Actually, I'm pretty open minded and I don't judge. You have to pretend not to notice a lot of strange things in my line of work. Like your friend who talks to a dildo"

Barbie spat out some of her drink and she burst out laughing. Dildo didn't even seem like a word that should be in this girls vocabulary.

"I like your pet, does it have a name?" Tania asked.

"Oh, that's Lexie" Barbie looked down at the frog sitting next to her drink. Come to think of it, Lexie had a whole mansion to explore. Did she actually stay close to Barbie out of choice now? "She's a grumpy little thing but I have really grown to love her."

Lexie croaked. Barbie wasn't sure what that meant.

"I can get you a nice big terrarium for her?" Tania offered.

Lexie croaked a little more loudly this time. Barbie was pretty sure she knew what that meant.

"Thank you, but no. Lexie doesn't like to feel restrained like that"

"I love the relationship you two have" Tania smiled "And Lexie should be very happy here. There is a lovely big pond in the garden. Plenty of bugs for her to gobble down"

"I'm sure she will love that" Barbie smirked "But listen Tania. You are looking very overdressed. What say you get naked too?"

"I'm sure that would be a lot of fun but I really can't" Tania laughed "Getting caught sipping a champagne with a client I can talk my way out of. Doing it naked? I might not be your concierge anymore. And regrettably, I have to take my leave now anyway"

"Oh, you can't! I forbid it! You are supposed to be at my beck and call, remember?" Barbie pouted jokingly.

"I do have other clients to attend to" Tania smiled as she put her empty glass down "Though you are certainly my favourite"

She then left with a wink that made Barbie feel a little giddy. Cassie walked over, looking slightly unhappy with her wife.

"You two were certainly getting along famously" she noted with a hint of annoyance.

"I tell you Cass, I am going to make it my mission while I am here to get that girl butt naked!" Barbie sighed wistfully.

"Really? I thought our mission here was to help Mel?" Cassie raised an eyebrow.

"Oh yeah" Barbie smiled guiltily "That too!"