Passing the time.

Nonchalantly, I undid my pants and reached inside. I pulled my swelling length out and lay it across my lap, the Fairy Tail emblazoned head pointed towards Laki beside me.

“What do you think of this, ladies?” I included Micky and Tifa in the conversation.

“Its your womb feeder,” remarked Laki weirdly with a shrug.

Micky had a smirk and a thumbs up for me. Tifa’s hand slipped down to rub the bulge in her shorts.

Huh. I guess I shouldn’t have expected much fanfare. Now that I thought about it, these two ladies tended to always be hanging around in the background back at the guild. They’d seen my sizable tool on a pretty much daily basis by now. Still, I couldn’t help but be curious about Laki’s euphemism. “My womb feeder?”

“Yes," she said, nodding like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Its a big long one that deposits the seed all the way inside the baby oven.”

BABY OVEN?! Could this girl hear herself?

Tifa spoke my thoughts, “Hey. Word of advice: Don’t use oven and baby in the same sentence. Let’s just stick with womb, okay? But I like 'womb feeder'. That’s kind of sexy.” Her hand on her lap was rubbing more intensely and her bulge was swiftly catching up with my dick, which had not been put off by the weird turn in the conversation.

Laki’s tone turned a bit frosty as she noticed Tifa's actions. “You’re a kind of a pervert, aren’t you?” she asked, looking a bit cross.

My girlfriend was as shocked as I was, and she pressed back into her seat as she regarded the violette across from her as her cheeks turn slightly pink. “Excuse me?”

I placed my hand firmly upon Laki’s leg as I asked, “Yea? How exactly does that make her perverted?” How was that even possible to think when Laki was appreciating three people having sex in the open and talking about my dick so matter of factly.

“You’re getting an erection from what I’m saying. That’s perverted.” Laki replied pointedly.

Tifa leaned forward, her mammoth boobs squashing on her lap hiding said boner from view. “You are talking about sex, talking about my boyfriend’s cock as it gets bigger and harder right in front of me. Of course I’m going to get a hard on. That’s not perverted!” She looked to Micky, who’d been resolutely looking out the window rather than participate in this strange conversation.

Micky waved her gloved hand as she continued to study the countryside. “Laki calls everybody a pervert at some point.” She turned to look at me, “Though she hasn’t ever called Najato one...hmmm…” She studied me for a second before her gaze drifted southward, and she lost her train of thought as she ogled my full sized erection.

A full blown argument was starting to break out and this didn’t bode well for our newly formed team. I thought quickly and decided that Laki’s rudeness had earned her a little harmless (and sexy) comeuppance. Softly I said, “It is normal for perverts to really turn Laki on, so much that she jumps their bones every chance she gets.”

The change was swift and satisfying.

In mid tirade, Laki abruptly switched gears, “-oh perverts like you get me so- They get me so- I could just- Look at that giant womb feeder in those tiny shorts just- just-...”

I was really turned on and so was Tifa, but I wasn’t really sure that she’d be open to taking advantage of Laki’s current state without a little help, so I sidled over and started undoing her shorts. Getting her completely hard cock out was difficult and involved me pulling hard at the material of her shorts...