Duck into the Mud

You ducked head first into the mud, attempting to escape the massive fart blast that was awaiting you from the Pig Bandit. It would blow right out of him, tainting the air around you. Thankfully, because of how sticky the mud was. You were unable to be blown away by the massive fart blast. Some of your hair was blowing away behind you like a breeze.

You weren't clear at all however. You were face first in mud, and it was still difficult to even stand up from how sticky and nasty it was. You looked up to see the Pig Bandit turning back around to look at you. "Oh you dodged that one huh? Let's see you dodge this one!" The Pig Bandit began to trudge, his feet loudly stomping and splashing the mud towards you. What would you do?