Have a little fun with you in the dining hall

(C’mon, I know you live on the other side of campus, but does it really take you this long to walk over here? Oh! There you are!)

You walked into the dining hall at a sluggish pace, making sure to take your time so that your ass wouldn’t clap so loudly. You could never live it down if any of the other students noticed your huge cheeks clapping with every step.

(Really? That’s why you took so damn long? Cause you were embarrassed about your ass? Well, I guess that kinda makes sense. I would probably be pretty embarrassed too if my ass was even half that size… Well, anyways, why don’t I help out with that~?)

You sauntered into the dining hall at a brisk pace, making sure that your ass WOULD CLAP with EVERY STEP. After all, you loved when other students noticed your huge cheeks.

(There you go, that should fix your shyness. D-damn! It’s clapping even louder than I thought it would. It’s like a whole fucking applause!)

You grinned happily as other student’s heads began to turn towards you. It didn’t take long for the whole dining hall to be staring at you. You didn’t mind, of course. You loved the attention! Giving a little twirl to show your ass from every angle. You made sure to wear your extra tight sweat pants so that the crowd could see your curvy ass perfectly!

(Oh, wow, I didn’t even make that change. I guess this is just the universe adjusting again. Since you love showing off your ass, of course you’d only wear the sluttiest pants, after all. Fuck, how did you even get those on? It’s like your ass is just begging to bust out of them!)

You walked over to the buffet area, grabbing a plate and piling it up with hash browns, pancakes, and toast. You loved carbs since all the extra fat just went straight to your ass.

(Hehe, oh that’s so hot, I can’t believe it. I don’t even have to make any changes, the universe is making them for me~! Fuck… a-am I getting wet again?)

You strutted over to an empty table, giving a few girls a wink along the way. They were completely awe struck, and as you walked away, they immediately began to giggle and whisper quietly to each other. They were no doubt laughing at how ridiculous you looked, but you didn’t mind.

(Hmm? You mean those girls think his ass is funny? Well… it definitely IS funny, but I think those girls could use an attitude adjustment!)

They were completely awe struck, not because they thought you looked weird or funny or anything. No… it was because they were totally jealous! They had always been upset at how little they had developed, so seeing a guy with an ass that humongous made them feel so envious.

(There we go~! Oh geez, they’re tits and asses totally flattened! They’re staring at him really intensely too. Hmm, and while I’m at it, I feel like I should join in on the fun!)

Before you sat down at the empty table, you saw out of the corner of your eye someone sitting in the back of the dining hall. It was your friend Chloe sitting at a table alone. You thought it would be a nice idea to hang out with her a bit.

(Oh, he’s coming over to me! Damn, his ass is getting even louder now that he’s this close…!)

Chloe had always been sort of a dorky girl in your mind. She always wore clothing with images of retro games and anime and stuff on them. She stared down at her phone as you approached, and it looked like she was reading off some kind of long paragraph.

(Dorky? Well, I guess that does sorta describe me, but I don’t want HIM thinking that. Oh shit! He can see my phone?! Fuck fuck fuck… I gotta fix this quick!)

She stared down at her phone as you approached, and it looked like she was doing nothing interesting, so you decided to ignore it!

(Oh please don’t ask about it…!)

“Hey, Chloe!” The clapping stopped for a moment as you stood before her, setting your food down and letting your ass sink comfortably into the chair next to her. It felt nice to have such big cushions whenever you sat down.

(Oh, thank god! I almost totally blew my cover… Now he should just ignore whenever I use my phone to change his narrative.)

“Uh, hey dude…” She spoke in an odd, almost exhausted voice. You saw her eyes momentarily dart towards your massive ass, before a bright pink blush grew on her face and she continued to eat her food, facing away slightly.

“Oh, I saw that~! You don’t have to be embarrassed, you know. I know my ass is amazing!” You spoke with a confident tone, though it only seemed to make her blush grow deeper.

“No, it’s… it’s nothing, okay dude. A-anyways, how are you doing? It’s been a while since we last ate together.”

“I’m doing fine, like always. You know, turning heads and clapping cheeks~” You snickered to yourself as she groaned.

“You know, you don’t have to make every conversation about how nice your ass is.” She giggled to herself.

“Hey, if you had cake as nice as mine, you’d be proud of it too.” You shrugged, laughing to yourself. “Plus, I’m not the only one enjoying it, look over there.” You pointed to the group of three girls who you passed by, all of whom were still staring at you, occasionally pausing to gossip to each other.

“Well aren’t you just the Belle of the ball~?” She joked, cleaning her mouth with a napkin. “Anyways, you should finish up, don’t wanna miss your classes, you know.”

“Shit…!” You pulled out your phone, checking the time. You had spent so much time walking across campus, you didn’t realize how little time you had. Your first class started in only twenty minutes.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll be fine.” Chloe spoke in a reassuring voice as you began to scarf down your carb-heavy breakfast. As you were distracted with your food, she pulled out her phone. It was that same boring website she was looking at before, so you just ignored it and continued to wolf down the rest of your meal.

(Now that I’ve got a bit of time, why don’t I have some more fun with those girls~? After all, just staring isn’t too much fun.)

[Please feel free to add to this line or the previous one, I would love for other people to continue the story as well]