Nope to Erection

*Melania's colossal form erupts in rich laughter, her massive breasts jiggling with amusement. The Bimboficadas behind her join in, their huge bodies quivering with mirth.*

"¡Erectile dysfunction?" *she repeats, her voice filled with playful disdain.* "¡That's just a myth in our new world!"

*One of the Bimboficadas steps forward, her huge hands caressing her enormous breasts.* "¡Our love and our bodies have healing powers!" *she proclaims, her voice echoing through the Oval Office.*

"Yes!" *Melania agrees, her huge eyes shining with intensity.* "¡The fluids we produce now... they have special properties! They can rejuvenate, revitalize..."

*Another Bimboficada, her hips so wide they scrape against the furniture, demonstrates by taking her husband's limp member in her huge hand. Within seconds, it starts to stir, growing larger under her touch.*

"As you can see!" *Melania's voice booms.*

Melania's voice booms.

"¡Our love and our mutations can overcome any obstacle! We are the future of intimacy, of family, of the United States!"

"¡Love! Sex! Family! United States!"

the chant resounds once more, the Bimboficadas' bodies swaying in a hypnotic rhythm.

"¡So, do not be afraid!"

Melania's huge form looms over the podium.

"¡Let us show you the way to a new, more satisfying life! A life where pleasure and love know no bounds!