Mary and her husband Tom

Mary and Tom are right now are at the house and right now was looking at

Tom was next to his wife. He had her in her grip.

" Are you okay honey ? Mary asked.

" I will be fine, but it's that damn prime minister, " Tim said

" What happened now?" Mary said.

Tom scrolled, his face darkening. “Men are banned from… any sexual activity. No sex. No masturbation. Ejaculation outside approved clinics is now a criminal offense.”

Mary barked out a laugh. “Well, that suits me fine.”

Tom didn’t smile. He kept reading. “Pornography is illegal. Penalty is enforced chastity.”

Mary’s laughter turned shrill. “Oh, those poor bastards!”

Then his voice dropped. “And NHS staff are being reassigned to… extraction clinics.”