My Testicles!

Author's note: all characters in this story are over eighteen years old and are fictitious. Any similarities to real people is purely coincidental

Hi, my name is Myron Davis. I'm an eighteen year old senior at Bablebock High School in Dingleberry New York. What? You never heard of Dingleberry? Why we're the town with the hottest babes in the whole state of New York and Bablebock High is where most of them congregate. We have the sexiest blondes, brunettes and redheads you'll ever see.

I myself am a redhead. I admit I'm not the best of physical specimens. I'm skinny and I wear a thick pair of glasses. I'm by no stretch of the imagination an athlete. What I lack in brawn I make up for in brains. I'm a member of the physics club, the chess club and the mathematics club.

Getting back to the hot babes. There's Jenelle Harris. She's a hot little hippie chick, bit of a pothead. She had to repeat her senior year twice. Man is she hot! Long light brown hair, blue eyes, big jugs that are giggling around when she walks in her loose crop top tie dyed shirt. Oh the way her hips sway and her ass shakes as she walks in that blue floral long skirt. Lastly her feet, oh her feet look so sexy in her Birkenstock sandals. How I would love to caress those titties. I'd fuck that pussy of hers all day, I'll bet anything it's hairy. If there's one thing hippie girls are known for it's their hairy pussies.

Here she comes, walking down the hall. I'm going to get some of that free hippie love right now." Hey babe how about you give me some lovin'."

"Eeww spaz as if." WHOOMP! SCRAAK! " Ergh! My nuts!"

Oh My God! She just kicked me square in the balls! Oh the agony! My nuts! My knees shake and get wobbly and my hands grab onto my nuts. My precious gems. The pain radiates from my nuts to the rest of my lower abdomen. Oh the pain is excruciating! She got me right in the balls! I might be ruptured. Ohh no did she rupture me!? Did I just get castrated?!

I fall to the floor with my swelling nuts in my hands. I got to hold them. Oh the ache in my groin is unbearable.

Jenelle stands there in the school hallway laughing at me." How do you like those apples geek!"

My stomach starts to churn. Oh here comes lunch! It's coming back up! I'm going to barf! "Blaaaarp blibbit blibbit urrff."

She walks away leaving me in agony on the floor.

"M--m--my --te-- st--ic--les."