they're just goblins

Luli: Seriously? Goblins?

Eight small, overexcited green monsters had appeared from the forest canopy and were running towards the group while making obscene comments.

Angela rolls for observation.... 15 passed.

There's a female among them disguised as a male, let's spare her.

Luli: Wait, are you interested in goblins too?

Angela: Well, if she evolves into a sexy hobgoblin...

Sylnohir: But goblins don't evolve, hobgoblins are another race.

Angela: What, in the novels...

Master: Stick to the characters, but yes, goblins don't evolve. They're lustful little perverts, sex-hungry and obsessed with beautiful girls. Lucky to stumble upon a small group in the woods, right?

Akari: It's going to be a massacre, right?

Angela responded by cracking her whip.

Sylnohir looks at the whip with a face full of desire.

Luli shakes her head and pulls out her short swords.

Akari pulls out her mace.

Angela: Since when have you had a mace?

Akari: Always?

Angela: Why are you only pulling it out now?

Akari: They're just goblins, not worth spending spell slots.

Luli: You shouldn't underestimate them.

Master: do you roll initiative? Or do you prefer to give the goblins a bonus roll?

Everyone rolls dice.

Master, the goblins roll a 13.

Akari: I rolled a 7.

Luli: 21.

Angela: Shit, 1.

Sylnohir: 12.

Luli moves behind Angela and waits.

The goblins advance, four of them leaping at Angela.

Angele: Shit, dammit Luli! If you'd stayed ahead, we'd have halved them!

Luli: Don't complain, you're the tank.

The goblins try to tackle you to the ground. If you roll against the opposing ****, the goblins have advantage and +5.

Angela: Damn, 17

The goblins do...16.

They try to knock you down, but you're left standing with four little monsters standing over you like dogs in heat

Angela: Wait, you're saying...

Master: They're shaking their hips and you feel something hard rubbing against your armor.

Angela: ..... I hate goblins.

Two leaping at Sylnohir, he rolls against...

Sylnohir: I'll let it fail.

Master: .....you're pinned to the ground by two goblins who are trying to figure out how to take off your pants.

2 jump against Akira

Akira: Is it too late to declare that I cast sanctuary before the fight?

Master: But they're just goblins, you don't need to waste slots.

dice roll

goblins roll 20 naturals

Akira: Shit.