Steve commits a crime

Steve is totally naked and alone. So he does the only thing he can think to do. He grabs a newspaper out of a trashcan wraps it around himself, barely. Then he runs to a department store to try and get some clothes.

He looks around to see if anyone is watching. A few people are, but he is naked except for a newspaper. He rushes into the racks of clothes and grabs some pants and a shirt before rushing to the changing rooms. He hates to steal but **** times call for **** measures! He pulls the pilfered pants up his bare legs and then her hears the click!

The lock of the changing room door turns and a woman walks in on him, her badge reads Calypso and she has the looks of an islander to match. She’s in a surprisingly minimal uniform and she wears it well. He knows immediately that she is a security guard, her hat and tube top give it away reading “SECURITY”.

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She also has a pair of hotpants, some finger-less gloves, shades, and what look like running shoes. Her gem studded belly button ring on the background of her firm tanned abs and the sheer tube top are hard to miss. So how did she follow him in here without him noticing anything?! His erection hasn’t even had time to go down…

She speaks and his heart falls into his asshole. “Sir I’m with loss prevention. I hope you aren’t planning to steal those clothes.”

No! He swears, he wasn’t going to steal anything. But she isn’t convinced.