Halloween Haunted

Debra 'Don't call me Debbie' Hayes was the meanest girl in school. She was into punk and goth culture and thought anyone who was not was a "sell out," "conformist," "sheep," or "loser." She thought all male athletes were dumb jocks, all female athletes were dykes, and anyone who was rich was a snob.

Debra was a freshman in college, and her dorm mate was a Emme Morris. Emme had the same fashion sense as Debra and liked some of the same music, and Debbie was happy that the new girl seemed to be a kindred spirit, but it turned out Emme was charming, bubbly, and liked many popular songs and like to play chess, online games, Dungeons & Dragons and other "nerd" pastimes. To Debra, the only acceptable pastime was rocking out to loud music, watching foreign horror movies, and art.

After a semester, Emme grew frustrated with Debra, but got stuck with her the second semester due to a lack of housing.

Emme also had a passion for magic. She had delved in it for years and had even mastered some spells. For example she was able to make Debra dream she was dressed like a stripper - pink G-string and pink pasties and cheering on the football team or she was front row at a Taylor Swift concert screaming her head off in joy.

There was a big campus Halloween party, and instead of a costume, Debra planned to wear her "sexy punk" clothes, get drunk by sneaking in ****, and make fun of the "phonies pretending to be phony."

Emme had enough. She got Debra alone, cast a spell, and Debra's look changed.

"Hey, what the freak?!" yelled Debra. She meant to say 'what the fuck,' but could not. "What did you do you big meanie?!" saying "big meannie" instead of 'bitch.'"

Emme smiled.

"Like what the heck, Emme?! What kind of like freaked up sugar is this?" UGH! screamed Debra mentally. She meant to say 'What kind of fucked up shit is this?'

"I think the outfit needs more changes," said Emme.