Well

Brie got on all fours and put a slight waddle into her steps.

"Oink!" she squealed. "Oink oink!"

She waddled over to Jessica and nudged her cheek against Jessica's leg. Jessica leaped back in shock. "BWAAK?"

The crowd laughed as Brie began to chase after Jessica, going as fast as her new piggy waddle would allow. John let this continue for a bit before bringing them back into trance.

John wanted two more women to come onstage. With Brie as his roommate, he'd have access to her at any time, and he wanted one other **** to be with him on a permanent basis...by which he meant using his powers to keep them coming to his and Brie's home each night. The other two he would simply install triggers into to make sure they'd come if they were able to if he texted.

"I need two more volunteers for the next act of my show!" John boomed. "Come on, don't be shy!"

A few more hands shot up, and John scanned the crowd for two more celebrities.