Rey's Third Lesson. Part 1.

"so, when do we get to actual combat?" Rey asked, watching as Luke stood on the cliff, the bright sun beaming over the calm ocean.

"today, this Is your third lesson, combat"

"great!" Rey said happily.

" you will face an immensely strong opponent"

" great!" She thought, she'd finally face Luke in combat.

" this will not be an easy battle"

" oh I bet" she said happily.

" here is your enemy"

Luke then stepped aside to reveal one of the the small caretakers of the Island.

" are... are you serious?"

" size does not matter with the **** Rey, you need to learn this"

" I feel like size does matter here though"

" and that is why you fail" Luke said as he handed her the Staff she'd used on Jakku.

" now, attack" he said.

The monk and Rey circled eachother, the monk ony had a small but thick looking wooden stick in her hand.

" look, we really don't need to do this" Rey said.

Suddenly and without any warning the monk jumped up into the air and kicked her, pushing her foward.

" hey!" Rey said, shocked at the sudden speed the monk had.

The small monk gave a grunt of annoyance and attacked again, Rey couldn't even process the speed the monk possessed as she was hit on the head.

BONK.

"Ow!"

BONK.

"S..stop that!"

BONK.

"Hehe...ow...owwww.....my head....feels....funny" she said, landing in a sitting position.

The monk grabbed and threw the limp Rey across the grass, unfortunately they had been at the top of a long green hill, Rey fell across the grass, then rolled down the hill.

She finally stopped and sat up slowly, shaking her head.

" now.. that was uncalled for! I hope your ready for.....BONK....w..what was I...s..sayinggg?" She said as the monk whacked her on the head again.

As Rey sat there, completely dazed and eyes rolling she found herself seeing tiny lightsaber hilts spinning round her head.

She shook her head several times again and stood up.

" ok, now you are really gonna see my best!" Rey said.

The monk however, had other plans, dodged every hit Rey threw at her and then smiled.

A sudden flurry of punches assaulted Rey, leaping up and somehow staying mid air, the monk gave what could only be described as a speedbag facial.

Reys head bounced up and down, with her expression slowly becoming more stupid with each hit.

The monk finally stopped and gracefully dropped back to the ground.

Rey had seen better days, her mouth was wide open, her tongue had lolled out and a long line of drool appeared, dripping onto the grass, her body swayed back and forth and her eyes were now completely crossed.

"D...duuhhh....g...goood....one" she said before flopping backwards, moaning softly.

The monk stepped forward and watched for a sign of recovery.

" w...what's...hehe....j...jediiii.....

ugghhh...what's happening?!" She said as the monk grabbed her again and threw her across the grass!"

" Ahhhhh!" Rey screamed as she flew forward, the suddenly.

THWACK

Came the noise she flew face first into solid rock.

" ug...ug....o...oww" she said, trying to stand but falling onto the grass, once again drooling, landing face first with her Ass hanging upwards.

At that unfortunate moment Kylo Ren appeared.

" do you want to know about that night at the temple? The night I..umm...are you ok?" He asked, noticing her humiliating position.

" I'm sowy b..but these aren't the droids your looking for....l..lemme me check the back for youuu..." she said, trying to stand, but ended up with her body flopping limply back onto the grass.

" I'll come back later" ren said and disappeared.

" s..see youuuu later handsomeee" she slurred as she she was dragged back to her feet by the monk.

Rey was now very unsteady and swayed back and forth.

" I...think the lesson is over nowww..y...you win" she stuttered out.

The monk gave a snort of disgruntlement and walked upto Rey, leaping upto Rey's face she twirled her leg round, smacking her and making her do a full turn around.

" duhhhhhh....duhhhh" came the only reply.

The monk then grabbed her again and dragged her back up the hill to where luke still stood.

" are you ok?" He asked her.

"H...hurrrrrrrr durrrrrrrr...." cake the dazed reply, landing in a sitting position, with her body slowly swaying.

Rey had started out ready to fight, she'd ended up cross eyed and braindead.

The monk walked over slowly to where had landed, once again In a sitting position.

" I....I....ummmm....who am I again?" She said to herself.

The monk stepped upto her and simply pushed her finger onto reys head.

Rey let out a soft moan as she fell backwards, completely ****.

She awoke about an hour later, lying on a bed on the Millennium Falcon with a note that said.

" we will try again tomorrow"

Her eyes suddenlybecame cross eyed again, " I...I...dooont wanna doo dat" rey said, passing out for the night.