Proud of that one?

To your shock, your husband answered with a floppy dick video of himself. It made you giggle a tad bit as you thought about him being proud of this flaccid video. You thought and began to write. “Oh how proud of big boy you must be filming your silly little willy flipping around so free. You could have been a big man and posted boner, but perhaps you know it just isn’t enough to be called big?” You laughed as you posted the new selection for your husband to watch.